Oh Fudge!: 'A Christmas Story' Quiz
by Staff
You don't watch "A Christmas Story" on a 24-hour loop every year for nothing. Take this quiz to show the world that you know more about Ralphie than Santa himself.

Who narrates the film?

  • Jean Shepherd
  • Darren McGavin
  • Donald Sutherland

What music plays when Scut Farkus is on screen?

  • "Requiem"
  • "Peter and the Wolf"
  • "Flight of the Valkyries"

Where is the actual "A Christmas Story" house?

  • in a suburb of Chicago
  • outside Cleveland
  • Gary, Indiana

How does Ralphie's mom get Randy to eat?

  • She forces a spoon of oatmeal in his mouth.
  • "Here comes the airplane!"
  • She makes him imitate a pig.

What word does Ralphie's dad see on the crate that makes him think his big prize is Italian?

  • chianti
  • fragile
  • gentle

What kind of BB gun does Ralphie want — nay, need — for Christmas?

  • Red Baron
  • Red Flier
  • Red Ryder

What does Ralphie think is NOT a very good Christmas present?

  • a puzzle
  • a football
  • Legos

What kind of car does Ralphie's dad drive?

  • Oldsmobile
  • Chevrolet
  • Toyota

What message does Ralphie's Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring spell out?

  • "You'll shoot your eye out."
  • "Listen to more Little Orphan Annie."
  • "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

Who gets his tongue stuck to a pole?

  • Randy
  • Grover
  • Flick

What dare does Schwartz skip over to get to the triple dog dare?

  • double dog dare
  • triple dare
  • super triple dare

What does Ralphie's dad first think his leg lamp is?

  • a statue
  • a dead body
  • a trophy

What word does Ralphie say (only he doesn't really say that word)?

  • fun
  • frump
  • fudge

Who does Ralphie say taught him the word "fudge"?

  • Farkus
  • his dad
  • Schwartz

What does Ralphie's mom claim she's doing when she "accidentally" breaks the leg lamp?

  • watering plants
  • dusting
  • inspecting it for cracks

Why does Randy hide under the sink?

  • He likes to play hide and seek.
  • He's worried his dad will kill Ralphie.
  • He falls asleep there.

What is Ralphie's big punishment for his fight with Farkus?

  • He doesn't get a Red Ryder BB gun.
  • He's grounded for a year.
  • nothing

What's the department store where the family goes to visit Santa?

  • Macy's
  • Sears and Roebuck
  • Higbee's

The characters from which movie try to interact with Ralphie when he is in line to see Santa?

  • "The Wizard of Oz"
  • "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
  • "Cinderella"

What's Randy's reaction to sitting on Santa's lap?

  • a recitation of a long list of Christmas gift ideas
  • hysterical screaming
  • Randy doesn't get to sit on Santa's lap.

What could Ralphie's old man do quicker than a jackrabbit on a date?

  • replace fuses
  • make turkey
  • fix the furnace

Who gets to play Santa on Christmas day?

  • Ralphie's dad
  • Randy
  • Ralphie

Who gives Ralphie the infamous bunny suit?

  • Aunt Clara
  • Grandma
  • Ralphie's mom

What's one present that Randy gets?

  • a train
  • a Zeppelin
  • a stuffed lion

Where does Ralphie find one last present from Santa?

  • behind the desk
  • under the tree
  • in his room

What does Ralphie's dad give Ralphie permission to shoot?

  • the Bumpus' dogs
  • Farkus
  • squirrels

What's Ralphie's dad a junkie for?

  • scotch
  • turkey
  • meatloaf

What does Ralphie claim happened to his glasses?

  • An icicle fell and hit his eye.
  • Farkus broke them.
  • A bird stole them.

What song do the waiters sing at the Chinese restaurant?

  • "Jingle Bells"
  • "Deck the Halls"
  • both

What is the waiter's solution to Mr. Parker's complaint that the Christmas dinner duck is "smiling" at him?

  • He chops the head off.
  • He sends it back.
  • He turns it around.