Oh Fudge!: 'A Christmas Story' Quiz
You don't watch "A Christmas Story" on a 24-hour loop every year for nothing. Take this quiz to show the world that you know more about Ralphie than Santa himself.
Who narrates the film?
- Jean Shepherd
- Darren McGavin
- Donald Sutherland
What music plays when Scut Farkus is on screen?
- "Peter and the Wolf"
- "Flight of the Valkyries"
Where is the actual "A Christmas Story" house?
- in a suburb of Chicago
- outside Cleveland
- Gary, Indiana
How does Ralphie's mom get Randy to eat?
- She forces a spoon of oatmeal in his mouth.
- "Here comes the airplane!"
- She makes him imitate a pig.
What word does Ralphie's dad see on the crate that makes him think his big prize is Italian?
What kind of BB gun does Ralphie want — nay, need — for Christmas?
- Red Baron
- Red Flier
- Red Ryder
What does Ralphie think is NOT a very good Christmas present?
- a puzzle
- a football
What kind of car does Ralphie's dad drive?
What message does Ralphie's Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring spell out?
- "You'll shoot your eye out."
- "Listen to more Little Orphan Annie."
- "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
Who gets his tongue stuck to a pole?
What dare does Schwartz skip over to get to the triple dog dare?
- double dog dare
- triple dare
- super triple dare
What does Ralphie's dad first think his leg lamp is?
- a statue
- a dead body
- a trophy
What word does Ralphie say (only he doesn't really say that word)?
Who does Ralphie say taught him the word "fudge"?
What does Ralphie's mom claim she's doing when she "accidentally" breaks the leg lamp?
- watering plants
- inspecting it for cracks
Why does Randy hide under the sink?
- He likes to play hide and seek.
- He's worried his dad will kill Ralphie.
- He falls asleep there.
What is Ralphie's big punishment for his fight with Farkus?
- He doesn't get a Red Ryder BB gun.
- He's grounded for a year.
What's the department store where the family goes to visit Santa?
- Sears and Roebuck
The characters from which movie try to interact with Ralphie when he is in line to see Santa?
- "The Wizard of Oz"
- "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
What's Randy's reaction to sitting on Santa's lap?
- a recitation of a long list of Christmas gift ideas
- hysterical screaming
- Randy doesn't get to sit on Santa's lap.
What could Ralphie's old man do quicker than a jackrabbit on a date?
- replace fuses
- make turkey
- fix the furnace
Who gets to play Santa on Christmas day?
- Ralphie's dad
Who gives Ralphie the infamous bunny suit?
- Aunt Clara
- Ralphie's mom
What's one present that Randy gets?
- a train
- a Zeppelin
- a stuffed lion
Where does Ralphie find one last present from Santa?
- behind the desk
- under the tree
- in his room
What does Ralphie's dad give Ralphie permission to shoot?
- the Bumpus' dogs
What's Ralphie's dad a junkie for?
What does Ralphie claim happened to his glasses?
- An icicle fell and hit his eye.
- Farkus broke them.
- A bird stole them.
What song do the waiters sing at the Chinese restaurant?
- "Jingle Bells"
- "Deck the Halls"
What is the waiter's solution to Mr. Parker's complaint that the Christmas dinner duck is "smiling" at him?
- He chops the head off.
- He sends it back.
- He turns it around.