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Are you a vampire?
by Staff
Have you been feeling a little off lately? Like maybe something's not quite right? Ordering your steaks extra, extra bloody? If you score above a 15 in this quiz, you might want to avoid holy water and garlicky foods for quite some time, or, you know, an eternity.

The sight of blood makes your stomach rumble something fierce.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Your intellect has diminished mightily.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You're clumsy and oblivious to pain.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You have seemingly supernatural strength.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You hate going outside on sunny days.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You hate going church. Like, really hate going to church.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You can turn into a bat.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You remember someone biting you on the neck.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Garlicky food gives you more than gas.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

People scream when they see you.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You've been alive a really, really long time.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

A full moon makes you grow hairy.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You're super sexy.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Your bones sometimes elongate and change shape.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Your teeth are retractable.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You can regenerate lost limbs.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Human blood makes a fine meal, but goat blood is what you consider a true delicacy.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You suddenly start stinking of sulfur.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

Someone cut your head off, yet you didn't die.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.

You don't cast a reflection in mirrors.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a vampire.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a vampire.