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Are you a zombie?
by Staff
Think you might be a zombie? And not just an "office-worker-who-needs-a-coffee-injection-stat" type of zombie, but an actual member of the undead? Take this quiz to find out if you're right. A score of 15 or more may give you cause for concern.

Your former confident gait has been replaced by a listless shuffle.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You have the urge to seek out humans and feast on their brains.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

There are claws protruding from the backs of your hands.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You're freakishly strong.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You shudder whenever direct sunlight strikes your skin.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You broke your arm, but it doesn't hurt a bit. And hey -- that's bone there, right next to the squirty bit!

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

For that matter, you can't really feel any physical sensations, at all.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You can read minds.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You can turn into a bat.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

Your hearing has improved remarkably.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

Your hand-eye coordination is shot.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

Basic -- even primitive -- logic confounds you.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

When holy water is splashed on you, it burns.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You groan when food comes into sight.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You don't cast a reflection.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You can shape-shift.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

Your pace is slow and walking with others around you usually results in everyone bumping into each other.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

Your sense of smell has improved greatly.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

You've been bitten by a zombie.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.

People keep pointing shotguns at you.

  • Yes, you could definitely be a zombie.
  • It's possible, but we need more evidence.
  • Nope, not normal for a zombie.