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About This Quiz
Your favorite truck is hard on the gravel and ruggedly pleasing to the eyes. From off-roading to hauling, answer these questions to see if we can guess your dream truck.
Which is your favorite truck safety feature?
360-degree camera.
Adaptive cruise control.
Forward collision alert.
Following distance indicator.
What is your favorite truck interior feature?
Heated leather seats.
Panoramic moon roof.
A ton of cup holders.
An awesome control center.
Which feature should you never buy a truck without?
Back seats - to haul the kids to school.
Power outlets - so my kids don't drive me nuts when their iPad runs out of juice.
Side steps - you know, because I'm a shorty.
Towing equipment - because my buddies crappy car keeps passing out on the highway.
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What kind of work do you do?
I'm an executive.
I like to fish. Is it work? No, but it's fun.
I'm a farmer.
I just have a job, dude. Nothing cool.
Why do you need a truck?
I feel I deserve to be higher up on the road than everyone else.
Because my friends consider me a moving company.
I'm a farmer, man. I need a truck.
I look good driving it.
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What kind of home do you live in?
I have a fancy shmanz house in the country.
I have a nice house in the 'burbs.
I have an apartment and it stinks to park my truck there.
I live in my vehicle. So, you know, a big truck would be great.
What time do you fall asleep?
After the kids do.
I don't know, I'm afraid of keeping clocks in the house.
9:00 p.m. sharp.
I'm not a big sleeper, so it's usually in the AM.
Where is your ideal second home or weekend retreat?
Somewhere far away.
A lake a couple hours away.
We have a place in the mountains.
I'd love a small ocean shack.
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What part of your ego does a truck bring out?
Wealth.
My hotness factor.
Beating the Joneses.
I'm chill and cool.
A friend asks you to pick up furniture for them. What is your first reaction?
I'm excited to drive my truck again.
I'm cool with it, knowing people need me.
I might roll my eyes as if it's an inconvenience, but I'm actually happy.
What do I get out of this?
What would your friends say your best personality attribute is?
I'm always positive.
I'm willing to help.
I try to turn a frown upside down.
I am fun-ny!
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What kind of hat do you wear in your truck?
A fedora because I look cool in them.
My truck is a hat-free zone.
A trucker's hat because I want to feel like I'm in a big rig.
A baseball cap because it's been fused to my head since I was seven.
What is your dating life like?
I'm in a long-term relationship and loving it.
A truck would help.
Curiously bizarre.
Hmmm, dating. I should get on that.
Which activity would you enjoy most?
Muddin'
Deer hunting.
Fishing my dreams away.
Taking a nap in a place only my truck can get me to.
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What is the most important part of a truck?
The interior - it's where I hang out.
The truck bed - it's why I have a truck.
The tires to get me up the big hills.
Any part that will get me more dates.
What are you likely going to get pulled over by the police for doing?
Driving way too fast.
Carrying friends in the truck bed.
Running lights.
Bumping into another car. Yes, it was an accident!
What would you say your driving personality is like?
I'm a cool cat.
Well, have you heard the term "hangry?" I'm what you'd call "dangry."
I'm passive, unless it's been a bad day. Then watch out.
I speed a bit, but I'm usually pretty calm.
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What is the most likely reason a friend will call you for your truck?
They just want to drive it. Can't blame them.
They are moving. Again.
To pick something big up for them. Seriously, my friends are obsessed with Craigslist and Nextdoor.
To go fishing. Don't mind if I do.
Would you ever let a friend drive your prized truck?
Nope, not a chance, not going to happen. No.
I'd deliberate on it, but not sure.
They would have to have a good argument.
Sure! Under conditions...
What kind of hauling capacity do you need?
No more than 5,000 lbs.
5,000 to 10,000 lbs.
20,000 to 20,000 lbs.
More than 20,000 lbs. and no you can't know what the heck I'm hauling. That's private business buddy.
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What is something you would consider turning the bed of your truck into?
A BBQ headquarters with a smoker.
A small movie theater.
A swimming pool. Tarp and duct tape: check!
A bedroom.
It's a Friday night. What are you doing?
Napping.
Baling on my friends so I can drive around and listen to tunes.
Hip-hopping through the clubs.
Binge watching "Off Road Truckers."
Are you a morning person?
Shut up! Are you?
Not in the least.
I can be, but then again, no.
I absolutely am!
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You are stuck in line at the auto dealership. What do you do to pass time?
I brought a book to read.
I literally count the ceiling tiles.
I play "Bejeweled Blitzed." Yes, that's still a thing.
I try to find a coffee station that is not empty.
How much time will you spend picking out the perfect coffee cup for your awesome truck?
It could last years.
Maybe a week.
A few minutes. I'm not particular.
Gimme 30-seconds and a couple bucks.
How long will it take you to figure out why your butt gets so warm on the drive to work every morning?
Not long, I know what heated seats are.
I may never figure it out.
If it annoys me I will rip my truck apart until I figure it out. Or, just read the manual. No, I will rip up the truck before I ever read a manual!
What a dumb question!
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Do you honestly think you look better in a truck than a car?
You bet.
Well, my dating life has changed for the better.
I don't think so.
Yes, being high up shows my best side - the bottom of my chin.
Why do you think a truck is sexy?
They are big.
Anything rugged is sexy.
They give the idea that you can do anything.
Trucks are not sexy.
You love trucks, but have you ever owned one before?
Oh, quiet down!
Yes, a little rusty one when I was a teenager.
Oh, yeah. I've only owned trucks.
A couple, but I'm not exclusive to them.
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