Can We Guess Your Favorite Song About Trucks?
by Zoe Samuel
Ever since they supplanted horses as the cowboy's favorite method of transport, everyone loves a truck, and people have been singing about them all that time. Can we guess which song you've been singing along with?

What's Friday night for?

  • Blowing the old paycheck
  • Partying it up
  • Date night with my girl
  • Date night with my wife

Jesus: friend or foe?

  • I know he wants to be my friend but I'm not ready yet.
  • Dude, I apologize to him every Sunday for what I did Saturday.
  • Friend of the family
  • Friend, mentor, savior

Have you ever been in love?

  • I am in love every week with someone new.
  • Nah.
  • I am right now! As of recently.
  • Yes, for years and years.

Ever thought about having kids?

  • Not yet, please.
  • I probably do but I never met them.
  • Yes please, soon.
  • I have three.

What's your take on drinking and driving?

  • I try not to get caught.
  • It's fun.
  • I only do it on private land, and I only have two drinks.
  • I used to do that, then I grew up.

Which state suits you?

  • Louisiana
  • Tennessee
  • Alabama
  • Georgia

What's up with hillbillies?

  • They start fights but they're cool.
  • We're awesome.
  • They bother my girl. Screw em.
  • I used to be one.

Does your truck ever know the touch of mud?

  • Yes, at my job.
  • No, but I feel like it's really hardcore anyway.
  • Yes, we live on a farm.
  • Yes, on weekends when I have time.

Do you love a good ballad?

  • Sure.
  • No, that's sappy.
  • Yes, later though.
  • Love one.

What about a sexy beat?

  • I'm more interested in a good dance number.
  • I like anything upbeat.
  • Yes, please.
  • I don't need it, I have my own mojo.

Besides the singer of your favorite song, who else do you like?

  • Josh Gracin
  • Toby Keith
  • Rascal Flatts
  • Miranda Lambert

What non-truck transport do you like?

  • I only like trucks.
  • Motorcycle.
  • Boat.
  • Executive town car.

What kind of truck would you buy?

  • Toyota Hilux
  • Dodge Ram
  • Chevy Colorado
  • Ford F150

Have you ever done it in the back of a truck?

  • I'm doing it right now.
  • So often. Glad it's easy to clean really.
  • Yes, but I put a blanket and cushions and stuff so it's romantic.
  • Yeah, before we had kids.

Are you nostalgic for a more wholesome time?

  • I like the future, it's gonna be rad.
  • Nah, I can't remember anything before this afternoon.
  • No, I like now.
  • Oh yes, but now is even better.

Are you drunk right now? Be honest!

  • I'm tipsy.
  • Wait, what are you doing in my room? Where are my legs?
  • I've had one drink.
  • I'm sober.

Do you curse?

  • Hell yeah! Outside work anyway.
  • All the time. If you don't like it then don't listen.
  • Only when it's warranted.
  • Not any more. Gotta set an example.

Do you like to partaaaaayyy?

  • Yes, weekly.
  • Rock on!
  • Only a party of two please.
  • I used to.

How's your love life right now?

  • Erratic
  • Promiscuous
  • Flourishing
  • Married

What do you call a small waterway?

  • River
  • Don't know. I probably puked in it though.
  • Creek
  • Stream

What accessories does your truck have?

  • Truck nuts!
  • Guns
  • Photo of my girl on the dash
  • Booster seats for our kids

What snack do you want?

  • Any sort of cold brew suits me.
  • Beer in a can
  • Beer in a bottle
  • Tobacco

Where do you like to drink?

  • In a club
  • While driving
  • By the creek
  • In a parking lot

How do you feel about rhymes?

  • I love half rhymes.
  • I'm happy with mere assonance.
  • I like rhyming the singular with the plural.
  • I don't like too many.

Farm or town?

  • Both
  • Farm, but I go to town to party.
  • Farm
  • If you don't live on a farm you wish you did.

Are you all grown up?

  • No, I'm immature as heck.
  • No, but I think I am.
  • Mostly.
  • Yes, and I regret it.

Who's the special lady in your life?

  • Whoever's at the club
  • Whoever's in the truck
  • My girlfriend
  • My wife and my mom

What's the dress code?

  • Cowboy hat
  • Denim
  • Nothing!
  • Jeans and shirt

What's your job?

  • Farmhand
  • I have a different job every day.
  • Farmer
  • Accountant. I miss my youth.

What's your river?

  • Chattahoochee River
  • Mississippi River
  • Flint River
  • Arkansas River