Ever since they supplanted horses as the cowboy's favorite method of transport, everyone loves a truck, and people have been singing about them all that time. Can we guess which song you've been singing along with?
What's Friday night for?
Blowing the old paycheck
Partying it up
Date night with my girl
Date night with my wife
Jesus: friend or foe?
I know he wants to be my friend but I'm not ready yet.
Dude, I apologize to him every Sunday for what I did Saturday.
Friend of the family
Friend, mentor, savior
Have you ever been in love?
I am in love every week with someone new.
I am right now! As of recently.
Yes, for years and years.
Ever thought about having kids?
Not yet, please.
I probably do but I never met them.
Yes please, soon.
I have three.
What's your take on drinking and driving?
I try not to get caught.
I only do it on private land, and I only have two drinks.
I used to do that, then I grew up.
Which state suits you?
What's up with hillbillies?
They start fights but they're cool.
They bother my girl. Screw em.
I used to be one.
Does your truck ever know the touch of mud?
Yes, at my job.
No, but I feel like it's really hardcore anyway.
Yes, we live on a farm.
Yes, on weekends when I have time.
Do you love a good ballad?
No, that's sappy.
Yes, later though.
What about a sexy beat?
I'm more interested in a good dance number.
I like anything upbeat.
I don't need it, I have my own mojo.
Besides the singer of your favorite song, who else do you like?
What non-truck transport do you like?
I only like trucks.
Executive town car.
What kind of truck would you buy?
Have you ever done it in the back of a truck?
I'm doing it right now.
So often. Glad it's easy to clean really.
Yes, but I put a blanket and cushions and stuff so it's romantic.
Yeah, before we had kids.
Are you nostalgic for a more wholesome time?
I like the future, it's gonna be rad.
Nah, I can't remember anything before this afternoon.
No, I like now.
Oh yes, but now is even better.
Are you drunk right now? Be honest!
Wait, what are you doing in my room? Where are my legs?
I've had one drink.
Do you curse?
Hell yeah! Outside work anyway.
All the time. If you don't like it then don't listen.