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Conscious Uncoupling: The Crazy Famous Couples Quotes Quiz
by Staff
From "conscious uncoupling" to trashing your ex, test your IQ on the crazy things celebrities have said about each other during breakups.

Who was Rita Hayworth talking about when she said she "(couldn't) take his genius anymore?"

  • Prince Aly Khan
  • Dick Haymes
  • Orson Welles

Zsa Zsa Gabor did not say which of the following:

  • He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
  • I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
  • You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Who was Zsa Zsa talking about when she said, "(He) was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."

  • Bill Marriott Jr.
  • Conrad Hilton
  • Jay Pritzker

While they eventually did divorce, which couple decided that "instead of divorce lawyers profiting from (their) mistakes, (they'd) profit from them?"

  • Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller
  • John Astin and Patty Duke
  • Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
  • Rosemary Clooney and Jose Ferrer

When divorcing Tao Ruspoli in 2011, Olivia Wilde gave which advice?

  • You cannot lie to your heart.
  • You cannot lie to yourself.
  • You cannot lie to your vagina.

Who did Alec Baldwin compare ex-wife Kim Basinger to during their divorce?

  • Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
  • Marquis de Sade

Who was "the help" Seal accused his now ex-wife Heidi Klum of "fornicating" with?

  • Kent Moyer
  • Martin Kirsten
  • Steve Neild

Which of his ex-wives did Charlie Sheen call "a sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom?"

  • Brooke Mueller
  • Denise Richards
  • Donna Peele

David Gest accused wife Liza Minnelli of all except which?

  • beating him during alcoholic rages
  • exposing him to herpes
  • trying to poison him

Which ex of Britney Spears "(cried himself) to sleep every night?"

  • Jason Alexander
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Kevin Federline

Who was the third person Princess Diana referred to when she said, "Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded?"

  • Camilla Parker-Bowles
  • Prince Charles
  • James Hewitt

Which husband did Christie Brinkley call a "narcissist" back in 2009?

  • Jean-François Allaux
  • Peter Cook
  • Richard Taubman

According to which ex, Brad Pitt is missing a "sensitivity chip."

  • Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Juliette Lewis
  • Robin Givens

Which Kardashian said about her marriage, "It just didn't turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for."

  • Kim
  • Kourtney
  • Kris

Who's dad gave her this divorce advice when divorcing Tom Cruise? "It is what it is; it's not what it should have been, not what it could have been; it is what it is."

  • Katie Holmes
  • Mimi Rogers
  • Nicole Kidman

Who ended his marriage to Katy Perry with a text message?

  • John Mayer
  • Robert Pattinson
  • Russell Brand

About which ex did Jennifer Lopez say, "It felt like my heart had been torn out of my chest."

  • Ben Affleck
  • Marc Anthony
  • Sean Combs

Will Ferrell suggests what to reveal a person's true nature?

  • go without a smartphone
  • hide the remote control
  • use a computer with slow Internet

When Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog broke up after 40 years of dating, what body part(s) of his did she threaten?

  • arms and legs
  • frog genitals
  • heart

After 13 years of marriage, Gwen Stefani's "life basically blew up in (her) face" when husband Gavin Rossdale did what?

  • became physically abusive
  • had a baby out of wedlock
  • slept with the nanny

Who gave this advice about dating co-workers: "To all the other co-stars who've worked it out, more power to you."

  • Angelina Jolie (on Brad Pitt)
  • Sophia Bush (on Chad Michael Murray)
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar (on Freddie Prinze Jr.)

Who said -- "I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend got married, and I’ve never heard from him again" -- about whom?

  • Jennifer Aniston on Brad Pitt
  • Laura Dern on Billy Bob Thornton
  • Laura Dern on Ben Harper

To which Gabriel Garcia Marquez story did Jack Nicholson compare his relationship with former girlfriend Anjelica Houston?

  • "Love in the Time of Cholera"
  • "One Hundred Years of Solitude"
  • "The Autumn of the Patriarch"

Who "broke the f--ing Internet" when they introduced the philosophy of "conscious uncoupling?"

  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
  • Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
  • Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Which of Angelina Jolie's flames didn't think he "was good enough for her?"

  • Billy Bob Thornton
  • Brad Pitt
  • Jonny Lee Miller

Which of Johnny Depp's ex-girlfriends spoke of her "years and years of crying" after their breakup?

  • Jennifer Grey
  • Kate Moss
  • Winona Ryder

What cleaning product will Jennifer Lawrence use to judge a new relationship?

  • dish drainer
  • new sponges
  • rubber gloves

What did Robert Pattinson have to say about the end of his on-again, off-again coupling with Kristen Stewart?

  • It's normal.
  • Sh-t happens.
  • All of the above

Who did Rob Kardashian accuse of cheating on him with "nearly 20 dudes?"

  • Ariana Grande
  • Rihanna
  • Rita Ora

Which country music pair announced "this is not the future (we) envisioned" when they split after four years of marriage?

  • Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert
  • Garth Brooks and Sandy Mahl
  • Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger