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'How I Met Your Mother': The Bro Code Quiz
by Staff
On "How I Met Your Mother," Barney balanced his friends and lovers with the help of a little thing called the Bro Code. Take our quiz to see how much your remember about this hilarious, yet oh-so-wrong moral code designed just for bros.

In which episode do viewers first spot "The Bro Code" book?

  • "The Platinum Rule"
  • "The Goat"
  • "The Bracket"

Who does Barney hire for help analyzing the code?

  • Ted
  • Robin
  • Marshall

Who wrote "The Bro Code"?

  • Barnabas Stinson
  • Ben Franklin
  • George Washington

Where is the original volume of "The Bro Code" stored?

  • at Goliath National Bank
  • on the moon
  • under the sea

True or false: Only dogs of a certain size are acceptable per "The Bro Code."

  • true
  • false

Who is a bro permitted to scream at?

  • any nonbros
  • anyone below him on the Pyramid of Screaming
  • any women

Who has a stronger bond?

  • men and women
  • men and men
  • women and women

Who is Barney unable to bed because of the code?

  • Quinn
  • Nora
  • Heather

What is the youngest age that a bro should marry?

  • 21 years old
  • 25 years old
  • 30 years old

True or false: A bro should wait three days before calling a woman.

  • true
  • false

Who has dibs on a hot woman?

  • the tallest guy
  • the one who calls dibs first
  • the one who sees her first

Who should you avoid dating, according to "The Platinum Rule"?

  • brunettes
  • ugly people
  • people you see often

Who causes Barney to break the Platinum Rule?

  • Quinn
  • Honey
  • Wendy

True or false: Moms are always off limits.

  • true
  • false

True or false: Girls can be bros too.

  • true
  • false

Where is the ideal spot on the hot/crazy scale?

  • above the line
  • on the line
  • below the line

Which of these songs is not on the "Get Psyched" playlist?

  • "Thriller"
  • "Paradise City"
  • "Talk Dirty to Me"

What's the maximum bail you should spend on a bro you've known for five years?

  • $500
  • $1,000
  • There is no upper limit.

True or false: A bro must always know the reigning Super Bowl champ and U.S. president.

  • true
  • false

True or false: Bros should never wear baseball caps.

  • true
  • false

What is the ideal number of tattoos for a bro?

  • one
  • three
  • none

How long does the average bro relationship last?

  • 83 days
  • one year
  • 18 months

What type of girl should be avoided at all costs?

  • girls on Rollerblades
  • teachers
  • redheads

True or false: A bro must always wear jeans to a strip club.

  • true
  • false

When is Desperation Day?

  • Feb. 13
  • Dec. 30
  • July 3

Which bro is the exception to the "no mustache rule"?

  • Barney
  • Tom Selleck
  • Ted

How many Bros should you bring with you to a party?

  • one
  • two
  • three

Which of these ranks among the top bro movies?

  • "Star Wars"
  • "The Sandlot"
  • "Die Hard"

True or false: A bro is obligated to return anything loaned to him by another bro.

  • true
  • false

What does the Lemon Law give bros the right to do?

  • give up on a date
  • borrow a car
  • use a fake name