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Who Said It: Anton LaVey or W.C. Fields?
by Staff
What do Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey (1930-1997) and American comedic legend W.C. Fields (1880-1946) have in common? More than you might think. Do you have the wits to discern which iconic figure said the following quotes?

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Rodney Dangerfield

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Richard Lewis

“Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love.”

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Marilyn Manson

"Do what you want as long as it's paying off for you, but once it's become a liability, then something is wrong and you better find out what it is.”

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Aleister Crowley

"I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork and do a lot of wishing."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Billy Connolly

"Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol?"

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Penn Jillette

“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.”

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Mae West

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • William S. Burroughs

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Mae West

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

  • Anton LaVey
  • W.C. Fields
  • Timothy Leary