Tale of the Tape: The Male Embarrassment Quiz

Logic doesn't often play into being embarrassed. People can be embarrassed about things they have no control over and things that don't matter.

The average height of a man is 5' 9" (1.75 meters), but it tends to vary from place to place around the world.

Van Gogh's "Starry Night" could be seen in one man's copious back hair -- the ultimate compliment for any artist.

Not only can it be too big, it can be painful.

Your height and penis size will not change if you work outside 40 hours (or more) each week. Your skin color will.

Men are increasingly shaving their heads when baldness approaches.

It's true. The farmer's tan has become part of pop culture.

At 6 feet 3 inches (1.9 meters), George was actually a taller-than-average running back, but running back Darren Sproles would fall into the short category at his 5 feet 6 inches (1.7 meters).

A man with a short penis, considered less than 4.5 inches (11.4 centimeters), can still have great sex with his partner.

Some people think back hair is gross, but it's no more or less clean than any other hair. (When in doubt, shower more often.)