Tale of the Tape: The Male Embarrassment Quiz
by Staff
If you think that guys don't care about their appearance, you probably won't do too well on this quiz. Men are, in fact, embarrassed about numerous physical traits. Let's check your knowledge of the sometimes humorous issue.

Embarrassment, it can be said:

  • always means you've done something wrong
  • always means you're a freak show
  • makes no sense

A man's average height is:

  • 5' 9" (1.75 meters)
  • 5' 11" (1.8 meters)
  • 6' 0" (1.83 meters)

What artist's work was recently depicted in back hair?

  • Andy Warhol
  • Van Gogh
  • Sir Wax-a-Lot

A penis can never be too big for a romantic partner.

  • TRUE

Which bodily attribute is actually the sign of a man who works hard for his money, often in tough conditions?

  • height
  • penis size
  • a farmer's tan

You've gotta salute guys for increasingly doing this:

  • shaving their heads when they begin to lose their hair
  • trying to get taller
  • going to tanning salons to get farmer's tans

A movie, a song and a beer have been named after:

  • smaller than average penises
  • hairy backs
  • a farmer's tan

Eddie George was an NFL running back known for being short but successful.

  • TRUE

A penis of below-average length is less than:

  • 10 inches (25.4 centimeters)
  • 8 inches (20.32 centimeters)
  • 4.5 inches (11.4 centimeters)

Some people wrongly associate back hair with uncleanness.

  • TRUE