The 'New Girl' Quiz
by Staff
Are you a "New Girl" superfan? How much do you know about Jess, Nick, Cece, Schmidt, Coach and Winston? See if you can ace this test or if you'll have to put money in the Douche Bag Jar. Also, spoilers for the first four seasons ahead!

What is Jess' last name?

  • Day
  • Simone
  • Deschanel

When Schmidt tries to woo a Republican he finds attractive, he pretends to be the son of what famous politician?

  • Mitt Romney
  • Paul Ryan
  • John McCain

During what season did "New Girl" get the coveted post-Super Bowl time slot?

  • season 2
  • season 3
  • season 4

In the season 4 episode "Julie Berkman is My Sister," the guys try to help Schmidt land an account marketing what household product?

  • paper towels
  • soap
  • sponges

What musical instrument does Jess play?

  • handbells
  • ukulele
  • harmonica

What actors play Jess' divorced parents?

  • Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris
  • Christina Pickles and Elliott Gould
  • Jamie Lee Curtis and Rob Reiner

What famous actor did Schmidt receive letters from as a kid?

  • George Clooney
  • Michael Keaton
  • Bruce Willis

What is the name of lead actress Zooey Deschanel's musical project?

  • She & He
  • Him & Her
  • She & Him

In what state did Jess grow up?

  • California
  • Oregon
  • Kansas

On what holiday does Jess find herself single for the first time ever?

  • Valentine's Day
  • Thanksgiving
  • Christmas

In what 2015 creepy TV drama did Max Greenfield, the actor who plays Schmidt, have a small role?

  • "Fargo"
  • "American Horror Story: Hotel"
  • "Hannibal"

After Jess is fired from her teaching job, she takes a short-lived position as what?

  • shot girl
  • bouncer
  • dancer

What basketball team does Jess become a fan of in order to try to bond with Coach?

  • New York Knicks
  • Detroit Pistons
  • Chicago Bulls

What is Schmidt deathly afraid of?

  • mice
  • dogs
  • spiders

What child star was originally considered for the role of Jess?

  • Amanda Bynes
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Melissa Joan Hart

When Schmidt meets Cece for the first time, his roommates hand him the Douche Bag Jar because he does what?

  • takes off his pants
  • propositions her
  • removes his shirt

When Nick blurts out to Jess that he loves her, how does Jess respond?

  • She says, "Thank you."
  • She gives him "finger guns."
  • She throws up.

What movie does Jess watch over and over when she's depressed about her breakup?

  • "Sixteen Candles"
  • "Dirty Dancing"
  • "Steel Magnolias"

Zooey Deschanel is the co-founder of what popular women's online community?

  • Bustle
  • GOOP
  • HelloGiggles

Schmidt hired a party bus for his 29th birthday party but lost it to a celebrity. Which celebrity did he lose it to?

  • Frankie Muniz
  • Adam Sandler
  • Dustin Diamond

What show did Damon Wayans Jr. (Coach) star in that caused him to leave after the pilot and return in the third season?

  • "Happy Endings"
  • "The B in Apt. 23"
  • "Up All Night"

What animal is mentioned or referenced in just about every episode of "New Girl"?

  • cats
  • spiders
  • bears

In the Halloween episode, everyone describes whose costume as a "zombie Woody Allen"?

  • Jess
  • Cece
  • Nick

To which rock 'n' roll legend did Cece lose her virginity?

  • David Lee Roth
  • Mick Jagger
  • Jon Bon Jovi

What is the name of Winston's cat?

  • Fergie
  • Fatty
  • Furguson

Who plays Julie Berkman's older sister in the episode of the same name?

  • Michaela Watkins
  • Kaitlin Olson
  • Kristin Wiig

Josh Gad, who was also in the original cast of the Broadway smash "The Book of Mormon," played what character who had one disastrous date with Jess?

  • Bearclaw
  • Andy
  • Meatbar

Zooey Deschanel is named after a character in the novel "Franny and Zooey" by what writer?

  • Jack Kerouac
  • J.D. Salinger
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald

After Jess finds out one of her students posted a YouTube video making fun of her, what does she do?

  • breaks the student's science project
  • writes a mean song about the student
  • tries to erase the Internet

What happens to Cece before her wedding that makes her say everyone will think she looks like Mike Tyson?

  • Schmidt gives her a black eye.
  • She gets a tattoo on her face.
  • She breaks her nose.