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Quiz: Real Headline or Onion Headline?
by Staff
The Onion is the premier source of strange fictional news, but truth is often stranger than fiction. Can you separate Onion headlines from real-life headlines?

Donald Trump Warns Supporters Could Riot If He Doesn't Get Nomination

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  • Onion

Richard Simmons Denies He's Being Held Hostage in His Home — In an Audio Interview From His Home

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  • Onion

Donald Trump Vows to Save Richard Simmons

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  • Onion

Harry Reid to Take Blowtorch to GOP Leadership Over Trump

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Violence Erupts at Trump Rally After Supporters Clash With Protesting GOP Leaders

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  • Onion

Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent on Land

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  • Onion

Meerkat Expert Cleared of Assault in Zoo Love Triangle

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  • Onion

Man Comes to Realize His Puppies Aren't Puppies After All

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  • Onion

Snake Swallows Salad Tongs

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  • Onion

USA's First Beer Spa Brewing Up Brisk Business

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Report: U.S. Parents' Top Concern is Child Dying from Something They Could Be Blamed For

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Amazon Files Patent for Pay by Selfie

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  • Onion

So-Called Obese Pets Held to Unrealistic Body Standards

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Fraternity Members to Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing

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Report: Most NFL Teams Just 1 or 2 Overpriced Free Agents Away from Super Bowl

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Winner of French Scrabble Championship Does Not Speak French

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Bus Passengers Who Urinated on a Beehive Are Stung in Some Unfortunate Places

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Mediators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds to Deliver Closing Statement of Campaign

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Man Shoots Armadillo, Hits Mother-in-Law Next Door

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GOP Maintains Solid Hold on Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

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New Evidence Suggests Early Humans First Used Fire to Impress Friends

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ISIS Struggling to Narrow Down GOP Debate Sound Bites for New Recruitment Video

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Jaguars, Raiders Hold Postseason Exhibition Game in London

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Lost Jack London Manuscript "The Doggy" Found

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  • Onion

Cops Warn Residents of Men Challenging Others to Rap Battles

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States Now Offering Millions in Tax Breaks to Any Person Who Says "High-Tech Jobs"

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Artist Left Hanging Naked

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Drugs Win Drug War

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Vatican City Residents Rally to Save St. Peter's Basilica From Development

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  • Onion

Sanders Impresses Florida Voters By Jumping From Hotel Balcony Into Pool

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  • Onion