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A Show About Nothing: The Seinfeld Quiz
by Staff
Did you spend every Thursday night of the 1990s in front of the television? Think you know all there is about close talkers, shrinkage and the jerk store? Then see if you're spongeworthy by taking this quiz. Yada yada — well, you know the rest.

What was the name of the pilot episode of "Seinfeld?"

  • "The Seinfeld Show"
  • "The Seinfeld Chronicles"
  • "Seinfeld"

What was Kramer's name in the pilot?

  • Kosmo
  • Kessler
  • Steve

What series regular was not in the pilot?

  • Jason Alexander
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus
  • Michael Richards

In the beginning of the series, what is George's job?

  • hand model
  • attache
  • Realtor

What does Jerry say about anyone who had a pony growing up?

  • He is jealous of them.
  • He hates them.
  • He wishes them dead.

Where is Elaine from?

  • Los Angeles
  • New York
  • Maryland

Starving while waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant, what item does Jerry bet Elaine she wouldn't steal from the plate of seated diners?

  • wonton
  • egg roll
  • fried rice

What's the name of Elaine's roommate in the first couple seasons of the show?

  • Tina
  • Jackie
  • Jan

In the episode "The Parking Garage," why is Elaine in a rush to get home?

  • She has a phobia of concrete.
  • She has a date.
  • She doesn't want her new goldfish to die.

What are George's parent's names?

  • Fred and Estelle
  • Frank and Esther
  • Frank and Estelle

Larry David based what character on himself?

  • Art Vandelay
  • George Costanza
  • Kramer

What causes George to suddenly become attracted to Elaine?

  • her lasagna recipe
  • hearing a sexy message she left as a prank for Jerry
  • her ability to multitask

What is Kramer's big line in a Woody Allen movie?

  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
  • "I could use a beer with these pretzels"
  • "Got any pretzels?"

Who is O'Brien?

  • Elaine's boss
  • a friend of Newman's
  • a Neo-Nazi

Who is the first to drop out of "The Contest?"

  • Elaine
  • Kramer
  • George

Jerry's girlfriend's breasts are real, and they're:

  • "spectacular"
  • "terrific"
  • "untouchable"

What is Jerry and George's pilot called?

  • "The Seinfeld Chronicles"
  • "Jerry"
  • "Seinfeld"

Why does Jerry agree to wear the "puffy shirt"?

  • He likes the color.
  • He doesn't realize he's agreeing to it.
  • He loves pirates.

What religion does George attempt a conversion to?

  • Latvian Orthodox
  • Greek Orthodox
  • Scientologist

George found Kramer's golf ball where?

  • the 10th green
  • a whale's blowhole
  • under his pillow

How does Mr. Pitt eat his Snickers?

  • frozen
  • with a knife and fork
  • melted into ice cream

What is George's position with the New York Yankees?

  • Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
  • third baseman
  • mascot

What's George's ATM code?

  • Ovaltine
  • Nesquik
  • Bosco

Who is banned from the Soup Nazi's deli for a year?

  • Kramer
  • Jerry
  • Elaine

What restaurant's neon lights keep Kramer up all night?

  • Kenny Roger's Roasters
  • KFC
  • Monk's Café

Who is "Little Jerry Seinfeld"?

  • a chicken
  • a nickname for Jerry's anatomy
  • a menu item at Poppie's restaurant

Whose mantra is "serenity now?"

  • George Costanza's
  • Frank Costanza's
  • Kramer's

What is a traditional part of Festivus?

  • Airing of Grievances
  • Feats of Strength
  • both

What is the jail sentence for Kramer, George, Elaine and Jerry in the series' finale?

  • a year in prison
  • ten years hard labor
  • community service for life

What show hosted a "reunion" of sorts for" Seinfeld"?

  • "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
  • "Veep"
  • "Curb Your Enthusiasm"