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Who Said It? A 'Simpsons' Quiz
by Staff
As an animated sitcom with a 26-year history, "The Simpsons" offers a wealth of memorable quips and maxims. Take this quiz to see if you can match the one-liner with the quirky character.

"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."

  • Lenny Leonard
  • Moe Szyslak
  • Homer Simpson

"It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma had celibacy thrust upon her."

  • Homer Simpson
  • Marge Simpson
  • Agnes Skinner

"What's the matter, Bart? I figure you'd be used to failing by now."

  • Edna Krabappel
  • Marge Simpson
  • Homer Simpson

"D'oh!"

  • Bart Simpson
  • Ned Flanders
  • Homer Simpson

"Lisa, you've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money."

  • Bart Simpson
  • Milhouse Van Houten
  • Nelson Muntz

"Cheating is the gift man gives himself."

  • Moe Szyslak
  • Charles Montgomery Burns
  • Sideshow Bob

"Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken."

  • Lisa Simpson
  • Bart Simpson
  • Maggie Simpson

"Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?"

  • Marge Simpson
  • Reverend Lovejoy
  • Waylon Smithers

"Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both of your parents than just one of them."

  • Nelson Muntz
  • Lisa Simpson
  • Milhouse Van Houten

True or False: Carl Carlson once said, "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

  • true
  • false

"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

  • Barney Gumble
  • Comic Book Guy
  • Ned Flanders

"Bart, I'm glad you're here. Milhouse could use a friend like you."

  • Luann Van Houten
  • Marge Simpson
  • Ned Flanders

"Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!"

  • Homer Simpson
  • Barney Gumble
  • Comic Book Guy

"Dad, just for once, don’t you want to try something new?"

  • Lisa Simpson
  • Bart Simpson
  • Ralph Wiggum

"Sequel?"

  • Lisa Simpson
  • Maggie Simpson
  • Disco Stu

"Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."

  • Duffman
  • Ned Flanders
  • Bart Simpson

"There it is, the world's first convenience store."

  • Bart Simpson
  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
  • Milhouse Van Houten

"Homer, lighten up! You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic."

  • Barney Gumble
  • Krusty the Clown
  • Moe Szyslak

"There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa."

  • Bart Simpson
  • Lisa Simpson
  • Maggie Simpson

"Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!"

  • Kent Brockman
  • Waylon Smithers
  • Charles Montgomery Burns

True or False: Homer Simpson once said, "Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel."

  • true
  • false

"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help."

  • Marge Simpson
  • Lisa Simpson
  • Homer Simpson

"Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed."

  • Marge Simpson
  • Homer Simpson
  • Grampa Simpson

Bart said, "Oh, my God. The dead have risen and are voting Republican" about who?

  • Maude Flanders
  • Mayor Quimby
  • Sideshow Bob

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark."

  • Nelson Muntz
  • Milhouse Van Houten
  • Bart Simpson

"So basically I met one nice French person."

  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
  • Kent Brockman
  • Bart Simpson

"You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor."

  • Ned Flanders
  • Edna Krabappel
  • Marge Simpson

"Wow. Eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster."

  • Charles Montgomery Burns
  • Homer Simpson
  • Dr. Hibbert

"How come they never call me Fun Mom?"

  • Marge Simpson
  • Luann Van Houten
  • Patty Bouvier

"You're like egg salad at a picnic, Bart Simpson. Even when you look good, you know you're going bad."

  • Chief Clancy Wiggum
  • Edna Krabappel
  • Principal Seymour Skinner