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About This Quiz
Humans aren't the only animals to love music. Cats, dolphins, monkeys, and even fish do - and dogs certainly do. What's on your dog's secret Spotify playlist? Let's find out!
Does your dog clean themselves a lot?
Yes, loads
A normal amount, I think.
Not nearly enough, that's for sure.
Yes, quite a lot
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Do they love walkies even if the weather is bad?
Yes, usually
No, sometimes they refuse to go.
Totally
Yes, but they come back inside quickly if it is really unpleasant outside.
Do they love other dogs?
They love a few select cool dogs.
They do not like any other dogs.
They love most dogs.
They give other dogs a sort of respectful nod.
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Do they work for a living or are they a pet?
They are all pet.
They are a pet who dreams of working.
They work.
Well, I got them to help me get dates - which worked - so technically they work.
Do they have lots of outfits?
They have several collars.
They have a muzzle and a choke chain.
They have their collar and that is it.
They have 47 little outfits that I get on Etsy and other places and then take photos and put them on Instagram, and we have over 500K followers there now.
Are they sophisticated?
They sure think so - but they are not.
A little, in their way
LOL no
Yes, very
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How often do you get their nails trimmed?
Monthly
I actually paint their nails and file them a little if necessary.
Exercise does that for them
Weekly
Does your dog howl at the moon?
She has done it.
She always does when it is full or near full.
No
She does if she hasn't seen it for a while.
Is your dog mysterious?
No, but she thinks she is - for example, she steals bread, hides it in her bed in the same place every time, and then is surprised when we magically know exactly where to look
Yes, I have no idea what she's thinking.
No, she is an open book.
Once in a while she surprises me.
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How does your dog nap?
Daily, in her bed.
She hides when she naps, in case we see her vulnerable.
She lies sprawled out in front of the fire and snores loudly.
She waits until I put on my music and then curls up at my feet.
Does your dog ever get sad?
Yes, occasionally
Yes, often
Only if I am sad.
Only if I play sad music.
Is your dog a city dog through and through?
She thrives in the city but she can handle the burbs - the countryside would defeat her.
She hates the city noise but she loves the smells.
She is a country dog.
She loves the city.
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Does your dog sit nicely on public transport?
No, he wants all the cuddles from the random people.
Yes, and if anyone bores him, he curls a lip until they back off.
We have never tried going on it together.
Yes, he is like a little prince.
Does your dog respect people's boundaries?
No, she has no idea what that is.
Yes, if you respect hers, she will respect yours.
No, if she loves you then she has to jump on you.
Yes, she is polite.
What does your dog think of your cat?
They are frenemies.
They are enemies.
They are colleagues.
They are friends.
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Would you trust your dog alone in a room with a cupcake that you had told her not to eat?
She'd eat it and then be painfully obviously guilty.
She would eat it and not care.
She would not eat it, but she would sniff around it and torture herself.
She would not eat it.
Does your dog do as he or she is told?
Mostly, though he does not always have the best attitude about it.
No
Yes
It really depends on his mood.
Does your dog have any enemies?
Yes, there is this one dog at the park who is evil.
All of dogkind is his enemy.
He hates squirrels, but that's it.
Not really
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Does your dog secretly long for the chance to defend you in a glorious battle?
I don't think so.
Yes, but he would never admit it.
Yes, it's quite clear.
No
Does your dog have a cheeky side?
A little
No, my dog is deadly serious.
Totally
Yes, my dog is whimsical.
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If you start cooking, how does your dog react?
She sits nearby.
She pretends not to care.
She flees from the smoke but comes back to check for scraps.
She doesn't react - she knows cooking doesn't mean food until later.
You had ribs for dinner and gave the dog a bone. What does he do?
He nibbles on it for hours.
He licks it clean and then chews it up over the course of a week.
He munches it right down.
He hides it in his bed and then takes it out daily to chew on.
You replaced your dog's bed with a new one. How does she feel about it?
She is horrified.
She is angry and chews up the new bed.
She is confused but then happy when I tell her to sit on the comfy new bed.
She doesn't seem to notice.
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When was the last time your dog cried?
When I got out my traveling suitcase that means I'm going for a few days.
My dog does not cry.
When I couldn't cuddle after dinner one time.
When I was sad.
Does your dog adapt to changes in circumstance?
Yes, reluctantly
No
I don't know, we never tried that.
Yes, happily
Do people who meet your dog find him or her intimidating?
No, but they should.
Yes, and they should.
Yes, but they shouldn't.
No, and nor should they.
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