Quiz: Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Tell You Your Stripper Name
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Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Tell You Your Stripper Name
By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

When it's time to roll around in the hay, the bed, or the streets of London if that's your thing, what are you like? Respond truthfully to our steamy, kinky questions, and we'll make sure you get a stripper name fitting of your approach to the horizontal hula. Would you be named after a car or a gemstone?

The only real way to find out your true stripper identity is to take this kinky quiz. We promise to be discrete with your answers. However, we must warn you - you'll love your new stripper name so much you'll have to share it with your friends. In fact, we bet that they will want one of their own. 

Throughout the quiz, we are going to reach inside your glittery stripper heart and pull out little bits of information about you. You wouldn't want to be called Mercedes if you were really a Bambi at heart, now would you? We need to get to know about your ideas of steamy romance and your love for taking risks in the sack. 

You might want to set the mood by doing a few twirls on the pole before you begin. If a pole isn't available to you, a song with a good beat should work just fine. Confess your sleaziest secrets, and we'll give you a stripper name worthy of a runway!


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