Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Tell You Your Stripper Name

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Which sort of handcuffs would you own?

Where do you most like to be kissed?

What is your Tinder profile picture like?

Have you ever performed a strip tease for a partner?

Would we find any toys in your night stand drawer?

When is the last time you hooked up at the club?

Where would you shop for sexy lingerie?

Are you more dominant or submissive in the sack?

Have you ever had sex in public?

Would you like to join the mile high club?

What kind of music helps to set the mood?

Which food would you bring into the bedroom?

Have you ever fantasized about your boss?

Which name do you prefer to be called in bed?

How many one-night stands have you had?

Are you the type to kiss and tell?

What would you be found buying in the family planning aisle?

Do you like to be spanked?

What trait do you find sexiest in others?

How would your most recent ex describe your bedroom skills?

Which word makes you giggle the most?

Do you prefer the top or the bottom?

What position do you like most?

What do you think when you see someone eating a banana?

Do you check your horoscope compatibility before you sleep with someone?

Fill in the blank: Is that a _______ in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Have you ever done body shots?

Are you a giver or a receiver in the bedroom?

Where are you most ticklish?

How many porn films do you watch in a year?

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About This Quiz

When it's time to roll around in the hay, the bed, or the streets of London if that's your thing, what are you like? Respond truthfully to our steamy, kinky questions, and we'll make sure you get a stripper name fitting of your approach to the horizontal hula. Would you be named after a car or a gemstone?

The only real way to find out your true stripper identity is to take this kinky quiz. We promise to be discrete with your answers. However, we must warn you - you'll love your new stripper name so much you'll have to share it with your friends. In fact, we bet that they will want one of their own. 

Throughout the quiz, we are going to reach inside your glittery stripper heart and pull out little bits of information about you. You wouldn't want to be called Mercedes if you were really a Bambi at heart, now would you? We need to get to know about your ideas of steamy romance and your love for taking risks in the sack. 

You might want to set the mood by doing a few twirls on the pole before you begin. If a pole isn't available to you, a song with a good beat should work just fine. Confess your sleaziest secrets, and we'll give you a stripper name worthy of a runway!


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