Answer These Morality Questions and We’ll Guess Who You’d Be on “The Good Place”

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
8 min
Answer These Morality Questions and We’ll Guess Who You’d Be on “The Good Place”
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About This Quiz

No matter what your religious beliefs are, take a moment to stroll through "The Good Place." You'll find that everything seems perfect, the people are kind and you can have close to anything that you ask for. But if you look a little closer, you may notice that "The Good Place" isn't really what it seems ...

In order to get into this kind of place (which is the equivalent of Heaven), one must make good moral decisions in their mortal lives. This may include choices that come from a selfless place, like helping those in need. But there's also a world called "The Bad Place" (which is the equivalent of Hell), where one gets there by making selfish decisions and being rude to other people. 

While we won't tell you which of these TV characters are in the good or bad place, we will say that many of them are complex and layered people who are similar to each of us. Because humans are not all good and not all bad. In fact, many of our decisions come from a place of good intentions, even if they end up having unintended consequences. So, to find out what kind of "The Good Place" character you're similar to, take our morality quiz now!

100 dollars on sand
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You find a random $100 bill on your way back home. You decide to ...
Keep the money; I need it!
Think long and hard about what to do
Keep the money until I hear about someone losing it
Quickly find the owner

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Woman choosing clothing at closet
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While flipping through your closet, you notice your friend's jacket that they let you borrow six months ago. They've probably forgotten about it by now, so you decide to do what with it?
Keep it; it's mine now.
Ask them if they want the jacket back
Donate it to a thrift store; I don't need it anymore.
Give the jacket back to them

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Love triangle
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You just found out that your best friend is cheating on their significant other. Are you going to confront them about it?
Nope, not my problem!
Wait ... umm ... I don't know!
What's in it for me?
Of course; they deserve to know!

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Cover one eye
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Would you give one of your eyeballs to a blind man so he can see again?
No thanks, I like having perfect vision.
I don't know, what are some other consequences of this?
I guess it depends on who this person is.
Fine, but just one eyeball.

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Cute puppy on patio
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Your worst enemy just posted an Instagram message about her lost puppy. The next day, you find her lost puppy wandering around your front yard. What do you do?
Well, it's my puppy now!
Even though she's my worst enemy, I'll still give the puppy back to her.
One word: Ransom.
I'll call animal control services.

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300 candles birthday cake
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In order to add an extra 200 years to your life, you must shorten the lives of two random people. Are you up for the task?
Sure, that'll be enough time to get over the guilt.
Umm ... can it be just one random person?
Hmm ... it depends on the two people.
No, that's just wrong!

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Woman carrying grocery bags
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Your family has been starving for the past week when you notice that your wealthy new neighbors are bringing tons of groceries inside their home. Are you going to take some of their food?
In a heartbeat
I'll just politely ask them for some food.
Well, it's for my family, so I guess it's fine.
Nope, stealing is wrong.

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Telepathy
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One of your friends has miraculously gained the power of telepathy. But if you tell anyone about it, they will lose this power for good. What do you do?
Easy ... I tell everyone about it.
I won't tell anyone ... for now ...
Can I tell just like, one or two people?
I keep this a secret.

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Greeting for success
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You and your best friend are both up for the same job promotion. Your best friend could really use the raise, while you're more financially stable. You decide to ...
Convince my boss that I'm the better fit for this job promotion
I don't know ... will my friend ever forgive me?
Tell my boss that we're both deserving of this promotion
Let them have the job promotion

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Stairway to heaven
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If you had the power to know when everybody would die, would you go around telling people when their death date is?
That sounds mean ... but it's a great idea!
What? No!
Only the people I hate
Hmm ... probably not, unless I have a really good reason to.

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Senior man walking dog
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An old man and his tiny puppy are crossing the road when you notice a semi-truck speeding toward them. Who do you save before the truck hits one of them?
Neither; this is not my problem.
That poor old man!
The cute tiny puppy!
If I can, I'll save both.

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Jackpot
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You just won $1,000,000 in the lottery, but your relatives are asking for $250,000 in order to get them out of crippling debt. What do you do?
Nope, it's MY money!
They can have $50,000 but nothing more than that.
Well, it depends on who those relatives are.
Sure, they can have as much as they need.

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Hitting A Parked Car
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While parallel parking in your neighborhood, you accidentally bump into the parked car behind you. It looks like there's a large scratch on their front bumper, so you decide to ...
Find a different place to park
Leave an apologetic note
Hope that they don't notice
Tell the police about this

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Drowning man
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You're at the beach when you notice someone drowning in the ocean. You're an expert swimmer, but you can tell that the waves are monstrous, which could put you in danger too. What would you do?
I'm just going back to my tanning session.
Call 911
Rescue them!
Find a lifeguard immediately

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Dumpling soup
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You made some delicious veggie dumplings cooked in chicken broth for a dinner party, but upon arriving there, you soon realize that everyone is vegetarian. What are you going to do now?
Not tell anyone; the look on their faces will be priceless!
Well, I guess that means more dumplings for me!
Quickly run to the store and buy something else for the party
Apologize and tell everyone the truth

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Spider and prey
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You notice that a spider is entangling a helpless bug into their web. You hate spiders, but you also know that they have to eat too. You decide to ...
Grab some popcorn and watch this event
I ... umm ... I don't know!
Help this poor helpless bug!
Walk away; I must not get involved with Mother Nature.

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Bride and bridesmaid with wedding dress
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Your best friend's wedding is today, and she's asking you how her ill-fitted wedding dress looks on her. What's the best response in this situation?
"You look ... hideous."
"You look ... uh ... great!"
"Do you have a different dress?"
"How about we swap dresses?"

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Scruffy mature man holding British pound notes
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You notice that a homeless man, who has been collecting cash from strangers all day, proceeds to step into his new Tesla car. Are you going to confront him about this?
No, but I like his business strategy.
I don't know, shouldn't I call the police about this?
No, I'm just going to mind my own business.
Of course; what he's doing is not right!

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Business party
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You're talking to your new boss at a dinner party when you notice that they have food stuck in their teeth. Will you tell them about this?
Nope, why should I care?
I will definitely give them some hints.
Heck no, I want to keep my job.
Of course; it's the right thing to do.

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Young woman holding a bowl of homegrown oranges
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You've been growing an orange tree in your front yard, and for the past few days, your old neighbor has been collecting those oranges from your tree. You decide to ...
Tell the neighbor to get lost!
Let him have the oranges; he's a harmless old man.
Put a small fence around my orange tree
Politely confront him about this

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Woman receives ugly Christmas sweater at party
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Your crush has just presented you with a knitted sweater ... except it looks hideous. What will you say to them?
"Wow, thanks for the world's ugliest gift."
"It looks lovely, thank you!"
"I'm sure Goodwill will love this."
"Thank you, but I don't need any more sweaters."

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Turkey in roasting pan on table for holiday meal
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At Thanksgiving dinner, you realize that the turkey is undercooked. No one else seems to mind, but you think it's best to ...
Who cares? I'll eat it!
Quietly tell my spouse
Say absolutely nothing to be polite
Tell everyone that this turkey is undercooked

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Women bailing water out of boat in lake
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You're on a sinking lifeboat with a stranger (who knows the exact route back to shore) and one large bag of food and water. Who or what is about to get lost at sea?
Bye bye, stranger!
I'll be the bigger person and become lost at sea.
Don't look at me; I have no idea.
Goodbye, bag of food and water.

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Police officer talking to resident
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The police are knocking on your door asking if you know where your cousin is. You know that your cousin has done something that they shouldn't have, but you don't want to get involved in any way. What do you do?
Blame it on someone else
I wouldn't know what to do!
Tell the police that I don't know anything
Tell the police the truth

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Business people having working lunch in restaurant
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You notice your favorite celebrity having dinner alone at a restaurant. You admire them greatly, but you also don't want to interrupt their meal. What are you going to do?
Run up and tell them that I'm their biggest fan!
I won't bother them at all.
Take a picture of them and post it on social media
Politely wait until they're finished eating before I compliment them

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Woman napping while sitting in movie theater
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You're watching a terrible movie with your crush, but they seem to be enjoying it immensely. In order to impress them, you decide to ...
Fall asleep on their shoulder
Think about what to say for the next half hour
Tell them that I don't want to watch this garbage anymore
Keep watching the movie

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Man in tuxedo proposing engagement to girlfriend
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Your significant other of seven years has just proposed to you at a restaurant, but you're not quite ready for marriage yet. What do you do?
Laugh in their face
Panic and sweat, unsure of what to do
Happily accept the proposal
Tell them honestly that I'm not ready for marriage

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Beautiful woman opens hands
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You are suddenly transported to a world where you must choose to be either extremely beautiful or the smartest person alive. You choose to be ...
Can I pick both? Pretty please?
Intelligence is everything.
I choose beautiful, because looks matter.
Neither; I'd rather be myself.

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Rich woman on private jet
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In your next life, you're allowed to choose between living a wealthy life where everyone hates you or a poor life where everybody adores you. Which do you choose?
I'll take everyone adoring me, please!
Both sound awful.
I'd rather take the money.
I can handle either of these situations.

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Blur eyesight
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You have a strong feeling that your best friend needs glasses, but this news might devastate them emotionally. Ultimately, you decide to ...
Drop some hints
Convince them to see the optometrist
Say nothing at all
Tell them the truth

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