Are You Basic in the Bedroom or a Freak in the Sheets?

By: Mariana Sabino
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Are You Basic in the Bedroom or a Freak in the Sheets?
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About This Quiz

Let's face it; when it comes to passion and desire, we all have our preferences. Some of us are just fine with standard, tried-and-tested moves. Others, what can we say, constantly look for ways to spice things up in the bedroom with novelty, and perhaps even a fetish or two. The sheets, for the latter, offer a veritable playground for exploration.

This quiz looks at whether you're more "Ever After" or "Fifty Shades of Grey," and where you lean on the spectrum of tame to kinky. Perhaps you're wondering just how open you are to new experiences, and need a little help deciding (or admitting) your style.

Blushing? Don't worry; we won't tell anyone. Your secret shall remain with you and your partner(s). No judgment here for how consenting adults choose to swing it, er ... if that's your thing, hey, by all means. Alternatively, if gentle, romantic, and basic is more to your liking, that's just fine, too. 

Curious? Then plunge in and find out just how adventurous you are or have the desire to be. Knowing this can help you not only have a clearer sense of your style but can also help you select a compatible partner. Because that's when the magic happens — when you find someone who's into just your kind of thing. Take this quiz and find out just what that entails. C'mon, let's get it on!

Q1 Favorite Position
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What's your favorite position?
Missionary
I have a couple.
I can't decide.
Favorite position? I like to discover new ones.
Q2 Romance
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What is your idea of romance?
Holding hands
Passionate kissing
Taking it outside the bedroom
Sex and games, anywhere
Q3 Collar
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Would you wear a collar?
A collar? Of course not! That's for animals!
Hm. Not really my sort of thing.
Ha! Maybe ...
What kind? I've tried them all.

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Q4 How Many Times
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How many times do you usually have sex at night?
How many times? Really... Once is more than enough.
Usually just once, but I might go for more if the occasion presents itself.
More than once, usually. I run a marathon now and then.
As long as we up the ante, I have no limits.
Q5 Mask
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Would you wear a mask?
No. What for?
Well, I'd rather not, but if it's nothing too crazy, maybe.
Sure, but I'd have to find the right one.
Definitely. Want to see my collection?
Q6 Lingere
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Are you into lingerie?
Sure. Something attractive.
I find it titillating.
Certainly, I like a little fantasy.
Naturally. Keep it hot!

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Q7 Nature
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Have you ever done it in nature?
Almost, once
Sure, in a tent a couple of times
Of course. I get frisky in the wild.
Darling, I've had sex in every conceivable place.
Q8 Blush
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What makes you blush?
So many things ...
Quite a few things
Well, the super kinky makes me laugh.
Blush? The only blush on me would be smeared makeup.
Q9 Sheets
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What's the state of your sheets in the morning?
Pretty much the same as when I went to sleep
A little tousled
Well spent
Over my head

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Q10 Bite
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Do you ever bite?
No! What kind of question is that?
Biting? That's funny.
I'll go for a little biting and scratching, sure.
Growl, baby! Now we're talking!
Q11 Music
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What kind of music do you like to listen to get in the mood?
Romantic tunes
Jazz
I have a playlist of funky, sexy tunes.
I have just the thing for every scenario.
Q12 Loud
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Are you loud?
No. Why would I be?
I moan and vocalize a bit.
I let the body speak for itself.
I roar, baby!

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Q13 Roommate
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Have roommates ever complained about your "vocalizing" while doing it?
Gosh, no! I'd be mortified.
Once. That was a little embarrassing.
Haha. It's been known to happen.
Not really, but they avoided eye contact afterward. No idea why.
Q14 Honey
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Can you think of other uses for honey and certain fruit?
I haven't the slightest idea what you're getting at.
I heard about that, and, well, who knows ...
It's still stuck to my chest.
I can give you the rundown of all the edibles.
Q15 Fake
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Do you ever fake orgasms?
Sometimes. I don't like to hurt feelings.
I try not to.
No. I'm pretty uninhibited and communicative.
Of course not. No need to.

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Q16 Sex Shops
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How do you feel about sex shops?
No comment
I've bought an item or two online.
I know what's out there.
I have a discount and I'm the first to hear about novelty items.
Q17 Shower
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Have you ever had sex in the shower?
Not answering that
Yes, but I blush thinking about it.
I sure have and dig it!
I've just had it this morning. So basic. Yawn. Next!
Q18 Dates
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How many dates would you say is appropriate before having sex?
At least three, but I think that's too few to know.
Two or three dates, at least
I'm ready after the first date if it's a wild connection.
Dates? That is so old-fashioned.

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Q19 Fetish
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Do you have a fetish?
I don't think so.
There are certain things I like ...
I enjoy playing with ideas.
You can say I'm a fetish collector.
Q20 Time
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What time do you usually have sex?
At night
Morning and night
Any time
I have things I enjoy doing at specific times of the day.
Q21 Fantisize
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Do you fantasize much?
A bit
Quite a bit
Yes, and I act on my fantasies!
Oh, yes. And all of it gets plenty of practice time.

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Q22 After Sex
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What do you usually do after sex?
Take a shower and sleep
Sleep
Get ready for the next round
I lie there dazed at what I've just done.
Q23 Spanking
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Do you like spanking?
Spanking is wrong.
A little, maybe
Sure!
Oh, yes! Of course. I like to ... er, you'll censor me if I tell you.
Q24 Beach
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When you think of sex on the beach, what comes to mind?
All those romantic movies!
Having it
Sand on my butt
Grinding my knees against rocks and ... what was that?

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Q25 Kama Sutra
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Are you familiar with the Kama Sutra?
What's that?
I've come accross it.
Yes! A bit of a revelation it was!
That and much, much more!
Q26 Initiate
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How often do you initiate sex?
Hardly ever. Things just happen.
Less than I'd like to. I tend to wait for the right moment to arrive.
Whenever I feel like it
When the urge starts gnawing at me
Q27 Brain
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Do you put the knowledge gleaned from books and films into sexy action?
I've been known to kiss more passionately.
I have indeed!
I'm pretty familiar with the scenes they enact.
Movies are so tame. They should use me as a source material.

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Q28 Dirty
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Do you think sex is dirty?
Now that you mention it, yes. I wish it were cleaner.
Yes, a little messy, but that's OK.
No. You think?
Only when it's done right
Q29 Talk Dirty
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Do you talk dirty in bed?
That's not the place to talk.
I'm more of a moaner.
Oh, sure. I have a few things I say to turn up the heat.
Dirty talk? I think of it as just natural sex talk.
Q30 Relaxed
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How do you usually feel after sex?
Ready for a cuddle and sleep
Relaxed
Satisfied
Spent and fascinated

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