Are You Snobby, Introverted or Just Sad?

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Are You Snobby, Introverted or Just Sad?
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About This Quiz

Snobs, introverts and sad people: sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between them. When you're having a bad day and nitpicking everything in your vicinity, you don't usually feel like analyzing yourself. Instead, you just want to feel better! But it's important to try to understand why you're acting this way so that you can take steps to remedy it. 

Are high standards or perfectionism driving your negative behavior, or are you feeling drained and overstimulated? Has bad news made it hard for you to see the brighter side of life, or are you the kind of person who sees life as a veil of tears?

In this quiz, we'll determine whether you're a snob, introvert or sad person by asking you about your favorite film director, go-to comfort food, ideal blanket, and feelings about the rain. We'll also inquire about your magazine subscriptions, Instagram filters of choice, favorite drink and typical procrastination behaviors. By the end of the quiz, our supercomputer will have calculated your exact degree of snobbishness, introversion or sadness. (There's also a chance you're none of those things and are just goofing off.) Are you ready to find out what's put you in this mood? Stop listening to Joy Division and take this quiz!

How are you feeling at the moment?
I'm fine, ​maybe a little annoyed.
I'm feeling pretty drained.
I look and feel terrible.
I'm having a great day!

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Which of these songs best reflects your mood?
"Fancy" by Iggy Azalea
"My Life" by Billy Joel
"Blue" by Patsy Cline
"High Hopes" by Panic! At The Disco

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Can we get you a drink? What'll it be?
A flat white espresso
A mug of chamomile tea
A bottle of whiskey
A tumbler of Sunny Delight

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Which of these animals would you want to comfort you?
A Persian kitten
A clever fox
A faithful basset hound
A loud bird

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Sometimes, nothing lifts a bad mood like some comfort food. What are you craving?
Sushi
Brownies
Mac and cheese
Paella

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If you could change anything about your circumstances right now, what would it be?
I want my boss to walk in and give me a raise.
I'd like to have my own private office.
I wish I could take a personal day.
Nothing!

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Do you think humanity is essentially good or essentially evil?
Humanity is essentially good, although many people have bad taste and are dumb.
What do you mean by good or evil? By whose metric should our actions be judged?
Humanity is essentially evil and probably damned.
Humanity's great and people are great. I want a cheeseburger!

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To which of these quotes do you relate the most?
"I can resist everything, except temptation."
"I wish, as well as everybody else, to be perfectly happy; but like everybody else, it must be in my own way.”
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
"When fun gets deep enough, it can heal the world."

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Your best friend calls and invites you to a party tonight. What do you say?
"Who's going to be there?"
"I'll try to stop by."
"Can't, I've got the flu."
"What time?"

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What's your fatal flaw?
I'm too judgmental.
I'm too anxious.
Everything about me sucks, actually.
I've got a bad case of FOMO!

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If you could watch any cartoon right now, which one would you pick?
"Cowboy Bebop"
"King of the Hill"
"Rick and Morty"
"The Simpsons"

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It starts raining outside. How do you react?
I'm thrilled. It's a good opportunity to show off my new trench coat.
I'm happy. I put on some instrumental music and my favorite fuzzy socks.
I feel even sadder. Even the weather is conspiring to defeat me.
I'm jazzed. I put on my wellies and go splash through the puddles!

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Has a commercial ever made you cry?
Ugh, no. What am I, your mom?
Maybe once or twice. Any commercial with a dog gets to me.
I cry at every other commercial, even the ones that feature used cars.
Nope! Is that a thing?

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It's time to wrap yourself in a blanket! What kind will you choose?
A cream-colored cashmere blanket
My trusty green sleeping bag
A stinky old fleece blanket
A Slanket

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To which of these magazines do you) or would you) subscribe?
Vanity Fair
The New Yorker
VICE
Real Simple

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Sartre once said, "Hell is _______." How would you complete this sentence?
" ... other people"
" ... is networking"
" ... getting up and putting on pants"
" ... imaginary and all dogs go to heaven"

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If your life were a music video, which one would it be?
"Common People" by Pulp
"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins
"Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
"Thank U, Next" by Ariana Grande

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What's your biggest pet peeve?
People who scoff at abstract art
People who never ask any questions
People, just ... all people
When corn on the cob gets stuck in my teeth

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Your boss emails you, asking that you start work on a complex project. How do you procrastinate?
I shop online.
I read an interesting article.
I play games on my phone
Why would I procrastinate? Sounds like an important opportunity!

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In your opinion, who's the greatest film director of all time?
Éric Rohmer
Todd Haynes
Sofia Coppola
Michael Bay

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What's better: cuddling at home and watching TV or riding jet skis with models?
Jet skis are tacky.
I adore cuddling!
Cuddling, but I don't have anyone to cuddle with. 😢
Riding jet skis with models, obviously

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Your mom magically appears and offers to make you any food you want. What do you request?
A loaf of fresh bread
Her classic meatloaf
Campbell's Chicken and Stars
Jello salad

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Which supervillain do you find the most relatable?
Dr. Doom
Catwoman
Bane
The Riddler

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In your quest to feel better, you lie down on the floor. Which position do you choose?
I lie on my stomach and read an issue of Vogue.
I lie on my side and take deep belly breaths.
I get into the fetal position.
I lie down flat on my back and then start doing crunches!

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Someone knocks on the door. Do you answer it?
No, it might be a door-to-door salesman.
No, I don't feel like having an awkward conversation.
No, I just want everyone to leave me alone forever.
Sure, I love unexpected visitors!

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How do you feel about the opera?
The opera is dope!
I respect opera as an art form but don't know if I enjoy it.
Opera is dead; the fine arts are dead; life is meaningless.
It seems boring!

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When you're in a bad mood, which of these authors do you like to read?
David Sedaris
Jane Austen
David Foster Wallace
Tom Robbins

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Let's take an Instagram selfie. Which filter matches your vibe?
Amaro
Lo-fi
Inkwell
Valencia

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What's your dream job?
Art critic
Work-from-home graphic designer
Lighthouse keeper
Entrepreneur

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What do you think? Are you snobby, introverted, just sad or what?
I'm an introvert.
I'm a snob.
(Sigh) I think I might be all three.
I don't know. That's why I'm taking this quiz!

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