Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Rate You From Vanilla to Kinky

Ian Fortey

It's breakfast, what are you going to order from Taco Bell?

Would you ever eat a Firecracker Burrito?

What's the best Taco Bell dessert?

How do you take your taco?

You have a choice of sauce packets. Which do you choose?

The Black Jack taco had a black tortilla. Would you try that?

Taco Bell sold a seafood salad in the 1980s. Worth a try?

What is the single greatest menu item at Taco Bell?

If you take a date to Taco Bell, what should you avoid?

How many soft tacos can you eat in one sitting?

What's the best Doritos Locos Taco?

What's a good side for a taco?

Have you tried Taco Bell's Rattlesnake Fries?

What kind of burrito sounds best?

If you want to eat healthy at Taco Bell, what do you order?

What's the best sauce to have added to your order?

Taco Bell has a lot of extras. What's the best one to add to your taco?

What's the ultimate protein for your taco?

When a normal taco just won't do, what do you want from Taco Bell?

What vegetable is key to making a good taco?

It's not a taco without cheese. What's the ultimate cheese for your taco?

If you're in the mood for a quesadilla, what do you want inside?

Taco Bell nachos demand to be dipped. What will you dip yours in?

Some dishes at Taco Bell are a meal unto themselves. What's your big meal item of choice?

There are a lot of ways to wrap up your meal. What's the best kind of wrap for a taco?

What's the best time of day to have some tacos?

You can't have a Taco Bell combo without a drink. What's your beverage of choice?

There are some great items for just $1 at Taco Bell. What's worth your dollar?

What do you wish Taco Bell sold that they don't have on the menu right now?

If you were mixing Taco Bell with another kind of fast food, what would you eat with it?

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About This Quiz

When it comes to intimacy, how often do you think of a Doritos Locos taco? For some people, probably not at all. Others probably think of them way more often than they should. But what does it all mean? Can an empanada speak to your eroticism? Do Cinnamon Twists show your sensual side? Does a Gordita inspire good-lovin'?

Some of us really like to throw caution to the wind when it comes to intimacy and bedroom shenanigans while others are much more reserved. They like to stick to what they know, the tried and true staples that have seen them through this far in life. 

That's pretty much how people order from Taco Bell, too. With their ever-changing menu that sometimes can include the most exotic, weird and intimidating items, Taco Bell is definitely a destination for the bold.  But at the same time, their best-seller is the innocent, unassuming soft taco. It's reliable, it's safe, and it's about as plain as it gets. Taco Bell has something for every taste from mild to wild. And sometimes things do get a little spicy. Where do you fall on the scale? Let us know your Taco Bell choices, and we'll tell you if you're straight-laced or kinktastic!

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