Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Eye Color

BEAUTY&FASHION

By: Zoe Samuel

5 Min Quiz

Which veggie menu item makes you feel like a responsible adult?

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What burrito menu item reminds you of your college days?

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Which quesadilla makes you nostalgic?

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Which nachos are nacho favorite?

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Which chips go best with a TV binge?

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Which dollar menu item makes you want to hit the ATM?

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Which dollar menu item would you spend your last dollar on?

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Which dollar menu item would you be happy to live off of for a week?

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Which "sweet" would you not feel guilty about?

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Which Freeze would freeze you in your tracks?

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What burrito would you share with your spouse?

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What breakfast item would you order at any time of day other than breakfast?

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Which side is your sidekick?

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Which burrito would you have after avoiding a meal at a restaurant you really hate?

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What breakfast item would you order after a long night out drinking?

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Which side says you care about your health?

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What burrito makes the perfect companion at a concert in the park?

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What breakfast item would you order after a long flight, to get over your jetlag?

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What taco reminds you of your third grade teacher?

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Which side would be front and center for you?

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What taco do you think embodies your feelings around your local area sports team?

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What breakfast item would you order after an all-nighter?

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What Taco would you use to celebrate a move?

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Which party pack would you gorge on until your tummy burst?

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What taco would you bring to see the midnight showing of "Solo?"

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What breakfast item would you order at the airport?

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Which taco could you hold down after a three beers?

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What burrito would you name a child after?

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Which quesadilla makes your mouth water?

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Which veggie menu item is your idea of a practical joke?

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About This Quiz

Taco Bell is very different from any other fast food restaurant. Arby's orders can be used to guess someone's musical tastes. Fuddruckers orders can point to latent mathematical talents. McDonald's orders can be used to determine someone's renal health. Taco Bell's strength lies in its ability to indicate eye color.

It was first discovered in the late 1980s that specific food orders at Taco Bell strongly corresponded to what type of glasses worn by customers. Taco Bell customers, even reluctant ones stumbling into a Taco Bell location because it was the only fast food joint open late at night, revealed shockingly personal details by their choice of faux Tex-Mex food choices.

Studies in the 1990s expanded this theory, and with the advent of quantum computing, it is now possible to run millions of years of conventional computer analyses in a fraction of a second. Put down your whopper. Set aside your chili-fries. Throw down your stuffed crust pizza. It's time to dig deep into the taco bell menu and give us the raw data we need to determine your eye color, with nothing else to go on. Build your Taco Bell order, and we will guess your eye color with one hundred percent accuracy.

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