Build an Evil Lair and We'll Reveal Which "Star Wars" Villain You Are

ENTERTAINMENT

Steven Miller

6 Min Quiz

How big will your lair be?

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How much technology will you have in there?

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How many servants will you have staffing your lair?

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Which of these would you rather have as your personal vehicle?

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Which color scheme would you rather go with?

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Will you have an oxygen bar in your pad?

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Will you have a personal gym in your lair?

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Will you have a fish tank?

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Will your lair be underground?

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How many people will know where your lair is?

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Will there be any secret rooms in your evil lair?

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Will you inexplicably keep the one thing that can truly harm you in your evil lair?

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How sophisticated will your security system be?

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Will you have some booby traps in your evil lair?

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Will you have a room for holding people captive in your lair?

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Which pet will you keep in your lair?

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Will you have a home theater?

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Is an indoor pool an important feature in your lair?

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Will your lair be in space or on a planet?

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If your lair had to be on a planet, which setting would you prefer?

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How much time will you spend in your lair?

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Will you have a video game system?

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How much closet space will you need?

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What kind of music would you rather listen to in your lair?

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Will you install any trap doors in the floor?

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Is it important for you to have a retractable roof on your lair?

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Which adversary do you respect the most?

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Will you have people frozen in carbonite on display in your lair?

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Which description best matches the overall vibe of your lair?

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How long would it take you to get ready in the morning?

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About This Quiz

There are many choices you face when designing your ideal evil lair. For example, are you going to have it underground or are you going to put it up in orbit? There's the question of size as well. Do you need a ton of room to keep all kinds of technology and gadgets, or do you think that a more minimalist and understated approach might fit you best?

If you'd conceive of your lair as basically a personalized training facility, then the athletic and single-minded energy of Darth Maul seems like it could be the right fit for you. Should you choose to go with a black-and-red decorating scheme, we like this choice even more on you.

Perhaps you're envisioning a pad that is huge and packed with all the very latest in technology and monitoring equipment. If you're someone who sees your evil lair as the place where you spend the bulk of your time and where you do most of your evil work, Emperor Palpatine, also known as Darth Sidious, appears to be the perfect match.

Maybe you'd design something a bit more sparse and focused on health issues and recharging your system, or you're not planning on spending much time there at all, and you want to keep it simple and small. Either way, get on board the Star Destroyer and let's find the space that fits your match on the dark side of the force.

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