Some people look at piercings like an addiction.  You can start with your ears, the way most people do, and that's fine.  But then maybe you get your eyebrow pierced.  Maybe you get your nose pierced.  Your lip. Labret.  Belly button. Cartilage. Industrial. Surface.  Next thing you know, there's more metal in your body than there is in most modern cars.  Or who knows, maybe you'll just get your ears done and leave it at that.  It's hard to say.  Unless there was some way to figure it out...

As it happens, the link between Taco Bell and piercings is a fairly new field of study in science, but that doesn't mean we can't give it a spin.  In fact, if you were to dive into a Taco Bell order right here and now in this very quiz, we're going to use the data we compile to determine just how many piercings your body is going to experience before you die.  Your entire pierced existence laid out before you, right here, thanks to your opinions on Crunchwraps and Mexican Pizzas.  If that sounds too unbelievable, don't worry, we're good at this.  Now grab yourself some Mountain Dew Baja Blast and a couple packets of Fire Sauce and let's get started!