Build the Perfect Pizza and We'll Guess Your Age!

Kennita Leon

On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how much do you love pizza?

How long can you go before you need to eat a slice?

How many slices can you eat in one go?

Which country in the world do you think makes the best pizza?

Which of these restaurants makes the best pizza?

More often than not, how does a pizza look seconds before you devour it?

How do you usually feel after eating some damn good pizza?

Let's start building this pizza! What is your crust made out of?

How thick do you like your crust?

What size pizza are we making?

What kind of sauce is going on this pizza?

How thick are you going to lay the sauce on?

What's the next step?

What kind of cheese is your favorite?

Is your pizza going to have lots and lots of the cheese you chose?

What meat are you putting on the pizza?

Which of these sea foods would you want have on your pizza?

Are you adding any fruit?

What veggies are you putting on your pizza?

Are you adding any heat to the pizza?

How long are you going to cook it in the oven?

Which of these sides will go best with your meal?

Some people like dipping sauces with their pizza. Which one would you want?

Which of these ingredients would totally destroy your delicious work of art?

What are you drinking with the pizza?

Now that your pizza is all done, how do you think it'd taste?

Have you ever made a pizza on your own?

Which unconventional style of pizza do you like?

Which weird pizza topping would you try?

If you had to replace pizza with another cheesy Italian food, which of these would it be?

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About This Quiz

The pizza was invented, as you may know, not by some higher power (although it may taste that may at times), but by the Italians. This delicacy has been in existence since the 10th century and has since traveled across oceans and has made its home in just about every country in the world. The dish is typically made with some yeasted dough and is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and an unlimited number of ingredients. Today, we want you to build a virtual pizza. In return for your hard and delicious work, we're going to tell you how old you are. 

Will you make us a simple pizza that'll lead us to believe that you have a young and unrefined palate? Will you make a very sophisticated pizza that'll clue us into the fact that you may be a bit older? Or will you make a pizza that is so health conscious and easy to digest that we'll think you're on the cusp of being labeled a member of the geriatric club? 

There is a saying that you are what you eat and this is definitely what we're going to use to determine how old you are.  So come on and make us a pizza so we can guess how long you've lived on this earth. 

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