Can We Guess If You've Ever Gotten Out of a Traffic Ticket?
By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
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About This Quiz
It happens to the best of us. Even the most cautious of drivers can find themselves having to hand over their licenses and registrations to a police officer. Since you're here, we're going to assume you've been sitting alongside the road while waiting for an officer to decide your fate. We're here to try to figure out if you managed to get out of the ticket.Â
We won't come out and ask you about the time — or six — you got pulled over. Instead, we are going to ask you about your prowess behind the wheel, your automotive preferences and the way you bat your eyelashes and bend others to your will. Once you've raced through our questions, we'll be able to tell if you are convincing enough to get out of a ticket or if you know yourself well enough to accept your punishment and go on your way.Â
Driving is a huge responsibility, and we know that you take it seriously. We won't judge you by your driving record. We just want to see if we can figure out how many times you have talked your way out of a hefty fine. That is, if you've ever managed to get out of a ticket. Have you?Â
START QUIZ
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If you were an officer, how fast would someone need to going before you would pull them over?
Two or three miles an hour over the speed limit
At least 10 miles an hour over the limit
I would have no tolerance in a school zone.
If I was in a bad mood, one mile an hour is enough.
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When you see flashing lights behind you, what is the first thing you do?
Get my license and registration ready
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It's rush hour. Do you drive like more like a daredevil or a granny?
It depends on how fast traffic is moving.
I turn into a daredevil in heavy traffic.
Rush hour traffic makes me slow down.
My friends say I drive like a granny all the time.
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Be honest! Do you pass in the wrong lane?
I will if the other driver will not move over.
I don't have time to wait for people to move over.
I try not to do it, but sometimes you have to do what needs to be done.
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Out of these muscle cars, which one would you choose to own?
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What would you say is your biggest driving pet peeve?
For the love of all things holy, use your signals!
Stop looking at your phone!
Riding my tail always makes me angry.
I cannot stand to see someone putting on makeup.
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Which one of these things might make you break the speed limit?
A nice dinner waiting for me
Getting to see my sweetheart
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Do you always put money in parking meters, or do you tempt fate?
I always make sure to add money.
If there's time left, I tempt fate.
If I have change, I'll add some. If not, oh well.
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Are you the kind of person who flirts to get what you want?
I flirt with my partner to get what I want.
I usually just come right out and say what I want.
Flattery gets you everywhere.
Yes, people bend to my will when I flirt.
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How would you deal with someone who won't stop riding your bumper?
I would pull over and let them pass.
That's nothing a brake check can't fix.
I'm guilty of flying the bird.
I slow down until they get the message.
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If you were pulled over before work, would you cry to get out of it?
I would already be crying because I'm on my way to work.
I don't use crocodile tears.
No, but I might make up a story about an emergency.
I would just accept my fate.
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Which one of these traffic laws have you broken?
Not coming to a full stop at stop signs
Flying through a changing light
Forgetting to renew my license
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Congrats! You won a new car. Which brand of car is it?
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Which of these NASCAR drivers do you like, even when they are losing?
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In only one word, what was your first ride like?
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Do you think your personality matches better with a sports car or a truck?
I think my personality is an SUV.
I'm more of a sports car at heart.
I am most like a family car.
My personality is most like a Dodge Ram.
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Are you a calm passenger, or are you a backseat driver?
I never let other people drive.
I'm a total backseat driver.
I don't ride with people who make me nervous.
I'm quiet, and I'm terrified.
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Where did you leave your gas gauge the last time you got out of your vehicle?
I don't know where I left it.
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How do you usually pass the time at an extra-long red light?
I try to get the driver in the car next to me to race.
I play a concert on the radio.
I look for a break in traffic so I can go.
I use my hands-free to answer messages.
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If someone cut you off, how would you react?
I would suck it up and move on.
It wouldn't be a pretty sight.
I would take down their plate number.
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What is most important to you when you purchase a new vehicle?
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Are you the type of car owner who washes their car every time they fill up?
The rain handles that for me.
I only wash my car when it needs it.
I wash my car most weekends during the summer.
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When you're nervous behind the wheel, do you bite your lip or your nails?
I don't get nervous behind the wheel.
I bite my nails for lots of reasons.
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How many years have you been a licensed and road-ready driver?
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Which emergency item do you always keep in your car?
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The car in front of you at a light will not move, but the light is green. What do you do?
Honking my horn seems appropriate.
I inch toward the other car's bumper.
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What would you enjoy most about driving a police cruiser?
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Do you tend to get nervous when you talk to officers?
I get nervous when I meet new people.
No, they are just doing their job.
No, but lawyers freak me out!
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If we looked inside your vehicle, what would it look like?
A graveyard for water bottles
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Do you think you would have the guts to enter a demolition derby?
I already drive like I'm in a demolition derby.
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