Can We Guess What State You Hate the Most?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess What State You Hate the Most?
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About This Quiz

Some people say you need to watch how you use the word "hate" since hate is a powerful word. While that may be true, it doesn't mean you shouldn't hate certain things. It's a natural human emotion that you can't always deny. 

No one likes everything, and you don't need to, either. Music, movies, food, and yes, even states. There's a state you hate, we all know it. Maybe you grew up there and have a lot of bad memories about it. Perhaps your in-laws are from that state. Maybe you get speeding tickets every time you drive through there. Who's to say? 

Whatever the reason, we feel pretty confident that there's at least one state out of all 50 that is not the state for you. You'd never live there, don't want t visit there and would just as soon not even talk about it. But humor us for a second! Hating things is only part of being human, and since that's something we can all understand, maybe we can even guess what state you hate. We're not necessarily hate psychics, but you never know. Grab your map of the U.S., and let's take a road trip to Hatesville!

Do you find accents endearing or annoying?
Hate 'em!
I think accents are charming.
Some of them are fine.
Too many of them sound weird.
What do you like more, stifling hot summers or brutally cold winters?
I prefer the cold.
Whatever, as long as it's dry
Neither
I like it hot.
States are generally considered blue or red based on their politics. Which way do you lean?
Blue as the sky!
I don't know. I don't pay much attention to politics.
Red as a cherry!
More of a mauve, I guess

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Let's leave the U.S. for a moment. What country has the best cuisine in the world?
France
India
Germany
Japan
Now, which kind of cuisine do you just not enjoy at all?
Mexican
Carribean
Japanese
Italian
How do you like to get around town when driving isn't an option?
Bicycle
Uber
Walking
Bus

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How often do you go to the beach?
All the time
Just in the summer
I hate the beach.
Not often, but sometimes
What's your opinion about crowds?
I'm down with a crowd.
As long as they're not full of weirdos
Hate 'em
Not the biggest fan
Do you like having tons of space around you?
No, it weirds me out.
Yes, but not if there are a lot of wild animals or anything
Meh, I prefer small areas.
Yes! Give me wide, open spaces.

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If you could learn a new language, what would you learn?
Swiss
Italian
Gaelic
French
People believe in all kinds of unusual monsters. Which one sounds the dumbest to you?
El Chupacabra
Skunk Ape
Bigfoot
The Jersey Devil
Everyone likes to unwind with some tunes now and then. What kind of music are you most into?
Metal
Folk
Jazz
Country

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If you were going to have fish for dinner tonight, what kind would you most want to have?
Red Snapper
Salmon
Perch
Tilapia
Aside from the lettuce, what's the best thing to put in your salad?
Sprouts
Apple
Cheese
Avocado
You get one week of vacation this year and you can go anywhere on Earth. Where will you go?
Rio de Janeiro
Paris
Canada
Egypt

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What kind of weather do you absolutely despise?
Dry heat
Rainstorms
I wish we could cancel all weather.
Snow
How are you living your life day to day?
Super busy and fast-paced
Organized and on the ball
Strict and serious
Pretty relaxed and goofy
Did you make your bed this morning?
It looks fine, I'm sure.
Yup, always do
Did I?
Nope

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How much of a social butterfly are you?
I'm super social.
A regular amount
Not in the slightest
What does that even mean?
Do you try to keep yourself at the cutting edge of what's cool and trendy?
100%
I don't know.
Not at all
With some stuff, yes
What characteristic makes a person super annoying in your eyes?
Arrogance
General weirdness
A lack of self-awareness
Rudeness

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Which Marvel villain did you sympathize with the most?
Loki
Vulture
Thanos
Hela
At what age do you think people should legally be able to drink alcohol and gamble?
18
21
25
We should ban that stuff altogether.
How often do you get into political arguments with people on the internet?
More than I'd like
When I know I'm right
Never
Daily

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Small town or big city?
Big city
A farm would be great.
Small town
Country!
If you were going to pick a spirit animal for yourself, what would it be?
Cheetah
Wolf
Alligator
Monkey
No matter what state you're in, you probably have Netflix. What's your favorite genre of movie to stream when you're home alone?
Comedy
Documentary
Sci-fi
Drama

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What's the best protein for a taco?
Fish
Beef
Pork
Chicken
Where are you living right now?
West Coast
The Midwest
The Deep South
Why are you so nosey?
It's a hot summer day. What are you sipping to keep cool?
Water
Wine
Root beer
Sweet tea

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