Can We Guess Your Sex IQ?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Sex IQ?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to bedroom matters, how intelligent are you? If you've never asked yourself that question or if you think you already know, this is the perfect quiz to find out the truth once and for all! Share your thoughts on sex, relationships, and romance with us, and we'll be able to tell you where you fall in the sex IQ scale! Will you score higher or lower than you think?

While there are many ways to measure overall intelligence, there are very few ways to measure sexual intelligence. It's one thing to be a good lover, but it's a totally different animal to be a smart lover. Once we get a good feel for the things that make you want to get it on, we'll be able to measure your sexual intelligence against the general population. Then, we will generate a score that you can brag about as you buy the next round for your closest friends! Using the standard measurements for the intelligence quotient, we'll blow your mind with your score!

Find a quiet corner and let your answers rip! We promise not to tell a single soul how you respond. Once you're done, you'll know how sexually smart you are! Let's get busy!

Which word do you find sexiest?
Vagina
Intercourse
Penetration
Love
Do you think about sex when you see someone eating a banana?
Um, no.
I sure do!
It depends who is eating the banana.
I think I need to eat more fruit.
When is the last time you got laid?
Last week
Last month
Over a year ago
Last night

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How many one-night stands have you had?
That's my business.
I've had one.
I've had a few.
I've never had one.
Which of your physical features do you like most?
Eyes
Buttocks
Lips
Abs
What do you find sexiest in others?
Confidence
Looks
Intelligence
Sense of adventure

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Are you more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
I can go either way.
I'm more dominant.
I think I'm more submissive.
It depends on my partner.
How often do you think about sex at work?
Rarely
Every few minutes
A couple times a day
Every second
Would you ever have relations with a coworker?
Relations, but not bedroom relations.
I have in the past.
There's a couple I would consider.
I don't think that's professional.

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What time of day is the best to get it on?
Mornings
Nighttime
When the urge strikes
Late night
Which pop singer do you find most attractive?
Celine Dion
Madonna
Katy Perry
Gwen Stefani
Which movie has the steamiest sex scene?
"Eyes Wide Shut"
"Fatal Attraction"
"Love and Basketball"
"Black Swan"

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Do you giggle when you hear the number 69?
I'm too mature for that.
I usually do.
No, but I do think dirty thoughts.
I do sometimes.
Choose the word you like the most that begins with C and ends with K:
Cloak
Cock
Clock
Cork
Which animal are you most like in the sack?
Horse
Shark
Fox
Rabbit

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Which celebrity do you think has the highest sex IQ?
Oprah Winfrey
George Clooney
The Rock
Ellen DeGeneres
What is your current relationship status?
I'm single and happy.
I'm single and looking.
I'm hitched.
I'm involved with someone.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20s
30s
That's my business, not yours!
Teens

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Which word would your ex use to describe you in the bedroom?
Adventurous
Steady
Wild
Tame
Which accent do you find hottest?
American
English
German
Spanish
How many sexual partners have you had?
0-5
11-15
16 or more
6-10

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Which term of endearment do you prefer to be called?
Honey
Baby
Sweetheart
Sweet Pickle
When was the last time you had a naughty dream?
Last night
I can't remember ever having one.
It's been a while.
I think I was still a teenager.
Have you ever slept with someone on the first date?
I have never done that.
I have done that.
No, but I might on my next date.
I don't kiss and tell.

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Does music enhance your randy moods?
It sure does.
Not really.
It does add some atmosphere.
It does help set the mood.
Did you take a Sex Education class in school?
I can't remember.
I sure did.
We didn't have them.
No, but I took some classes in college.
What is a woman's fertile period called?
Ovulation
Menstruation
Menopause
Perimenopause

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Which physical feature do you find most attractive in others?
Breasts
Butt
Abs
Face
Would you say you are romantic?
I'm not all that romantic.
I have my moments.
I am really romantic.
I wish I were more romantic.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I do believe in lust at first sight.
I do.
Anything is possible.
I think love takes a lot of work.

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