Can We Guess Your Vampire Age?

Zoe Samuel

Do you miss the Renaissance?

Was the Industrial Age a mistake?

Is there dirt on your clothing right now?

Do you remember the sun?

How strong are your powers?

Did you meet Dracula personally?

How rich are you?

Where do you sleep during the day?

Have you ever made another vampire?

Are you on speaking terms with your sire?

Do you know the full extent of your powers?

What do you like to wear for a night on the town?

What's your favorite method to ensure you aren't hunted?

Would you ever eat someone innocent?

Would you give up eating humans if it were possible?

How patient are you?

How many languages do you speak?

How tech-savvy are you?

Do you remember when women were property, instead of owning it themselves?

Do you know how to ride a horse?

If you wanted to cross the ocean, how would you avoid the daylight?

How long is a long time?

Do you fear your true nature being discovered by humans?

Do you know how to speed-walk through a crowd without anyone noticing?

Can you walk on the ceiling?

Do you find getting a new set of paperwork every generation or so to be confusing?

How many nations have you lived in?

What is the most surprising social change of your un-lifetime?

Are any of the humans you knew in your life still alive?

How well do you remember who you were before?

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About This Quiz

There are many stories about vampires. The most famous is, of course, Bram Stoker's novel "Dracula," which tells the story of the blood-sucking count. By that measure, the oldest vampires would be a mere 500 years old. However, some people say that the vampire legend goes back to Longinus, the centurion whose spear pierced the side of Christ on the Cross, and who sipped the holy blood and then walked among humanity neither living nor dead. That would make the oldest vampires nearly 2,000 years old.

One thing that is generally agreed in all vampire portrayals is how you become one: a vampire feeds you their blood, then kills you. At the next sunset, you arise as a member of their number. You can never walk in the sun again, but on the upside, you get to live forever. It's also generally agreed that the older vampires tend to be more powerful. Sometimes it's a matter of how or powerful a "sire" (or vampire creator) you have; if you're the child of a really old vampire, you'll be as powerful as any second-generation. Of course, no matter what your powers include - mind-reading, super-fast speed, a little light mind control or power of illusion -  if you live long enough, the advantages of compound interest can surely be yours to command!

It's time to tell us about your vampire deeds, and we'll figure out your vampire age!

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