1. Thanks
   Go away
2. Rah rah
   I'm happy

To a Brit, the word "cheers" means "thank you" or "thanks." It does also serve as a toast, even to the British.

1. Rich
   Sick
2. Tired
   Broke

This substitute for the word "penniless" appears to have first been used in the early 1900s.

1. Aggravated
   Kind
2. Sleepy
   Rich

In another reference to clothing, the same person might be getting her knickers in a twist.

1. I'm so happy
   I'm super excited
2. I'm chuffed to bits!
   I'm very pleased

A person can also be "dead chuffed," which is better than it sounds.

1. Big lots
   Car holder
2. Car park
   Trolly buggy

A car park can mean either a parking lot or a parking garage. It's definitely a place to park your car.

1. Are you having a laugh?
   That's not funny!
2. See here!
   Stop laughing!

Here's an example... "You want me to lend you $100.00! Are you having a laugh?"

1. Tosh
   Not true
2. I don't think so
   Really?

The word "tosh" means "crap" or "rubbish" to our cousins across the pond.

1. Tired
   Sleepy
2. Beat
   Knackered

It's been a long day; I'm a bit knackered!

1. Nice
   Great
2. Happiness
   Brilliant

Of course, the word "brilliant" still means brilliant, too!

1. Bad guy
   Jester
2. Wanker
   Meanie Head

"Wanker" is another one of those terms that might have a completely different meaning here in the States.

1. Oops
   Duh
2. Pear shaped
   Something wrong

Hey, what do they have against pears?

1. Screwdriver
   Tool
2. Rubber band
   Spanner

A spanner is a wrench to the Brits. A wrench will span things, after all.

1. Fast
   Nineteen to the dozen
2. Speedy
   Super-duper fast

Whew, take a breath. That's some pretty fast talking.

1. Gobsmacked
   Stunned
2. Taken aback
   Wow!

A Brit would be gobsmacked should he or she find something beyond belief. The word is thought to step from the British slang for mouth, which is "gob."

1. I've got the hump
   I'm sad
2. I'm not pleased
   Get outta here

"I've got the hump" means, to the British at least, that something is less than pleasing. They use this phrase instead of saying, "I'm not very happy with that," or, "I'm upset."

1. Era
   Fortnight
2. Minute
   Week

The British use the word "fortnight" to refer to a period of two weeks. A bit different from Lincoln's "score," isn't it?

1. Scrummy
   Delicioso
2. Fabuloso
   Tasty

Not sure how this one got started, but it certainly is expressive. We would have guessed it's a bad thing.

1. Baseball
   Basketball
2. Hockey
   Soccer

Well, we already know the Brits refer to soccer as football, so this makes sense!

1. She's pretty
   Cowabunga
2. The bee's knees
   Wow

We use the phrase "the bee's knees" here in the states, as well, even though it seems a bit old-timey. Guess some references are universal.

1. Skive
   Fall out
2. Call in late
   Take a mental health day

"Skive" is a word Brits may use when they fake an illness or make up some other excuse to get out of an obligation. Don't skive the rest of this quiz.

1. Lost the plot
   Lost his mind
2. Lost track of things
   Lost tempo

We might lose our minds here in the States, but the British lose a plot. Go figure.

1. Bob's your uncle!
   Surprise
2. Here!
   Wow!

To a Brit, "Bob's your uncle" is a variant of "ta da!" The actual name of your uncle has no bearing on the exclamation.

1. Scandal
   Breakup
2. Divorce
   Kerfuffle

The word "kerfuffle" is not completely unheard of here in the states. Can't say it's used much here though.

1. Get stuffed
   Go away
2. Get outta here
   Meh

The American version of "get stuffed" might be considered rather crass in comparison to our cousins across the pond.

1. Bummer
   Nice one
2. Oops
   Error, Will Robinson

Not exclusively British, we use this phrase both sarcastically and earnestly as well.

1. Darnit
   So bad
2. Bummer
   Damp squib

The phrase "damp squib" refers to something that just isn't right or fun. A squib is a firework, and damp fireworks just fizzle.

1. They went to a wild party
   They went to sleep
2. They were injured
   They like you

A knees-up is another way for Brits to describe a lively party. Maybe the expression came from enthusiastic dancing?

1. Smooch
   Peck
2. Lips
   Snog

We can thank "Bridget Jones' Diary" for introducing us to the word "snog." The word appears to have first been used in the mid 20th century.

1. Chilly
   Brrr
2. Brass monkeys
   Inclement

It's true, after all, that a brass monkey would be really cold. Wear gloves before you touch one.

1. Gobsmack
   Meany pants
2. Chinwag
   Magpie

A chinwag can range from an innocent conversation to outright gossip. In either case, chins are literally wagging.

1. Bummer
   Crappy
2. All to pot
   Really bad

While here in the States, we might say that something has "gone to pot," the Brits say that it has "gone all to pot." Guess we get our reference from them.

1. Teeth
   House
2. Rope
   Road

When one is at the end of one's rope, he/she might be ready to give up.

1. Water
   Ocean
2. Atlantic Ocean
   Indian Ocean

To Brits, the "pond" refers to the Atlantic Ocean. Whether one is in the UK or the US depends on where the speaker is.

1. Broke
   Old
2. Employed
   Rich

The phrase "up the spout" is used to refer to any number of situations when the individual might be between a rock and a hard place (but that's another phrase altogether).

1. Chunder
   Crap
2. Potty
   Sit

The word "chunder" to those of us across the pond seems to have little to do with vomit, but there it is.