Heathers: Are We Going to Prom or to Hell?

By: Maria Trimarchi

What's the No. 1 song in America today?

The No. 1 song in America today is "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It)" by the fictional band Big Fun.

What is Veronica's favorite meal?

Veronica's favorite is spaghetti, with lots of oregano.

What is Heather McNamara's signature color?

Heather McNamara's color is yellow. Heather Chandler's is red, and Heather Duke's is green. Veronica's is blue.

Who is the "Queen Bee" of Westerburg High?

Heather Chandler is "Queen Bee."

What's the name of the radio show the students listen to, and mock?

The students listen to a tell-all radio show called "Hot Probs."

What does Heather Chandler ask Heather Duke if she had for breakfast?

Heather Chandler asks Heather Duke if she had a brain tumor for breakfast.

Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez are the real-life brothers of the actress who plays which character?

Renée Estevez, who is the younger sister of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez, plays Veronica's friend, "Betty Finn."

Who did writer Daniel Waters envision as the film's director?

Screenwriter Daniel Waters wanted Stanley Kubrick to direct the movie.

Which then-unknown actor auditioned for the role of J.D. but lost to Christian Slater?

A then-unknown Brad Pitt auditioned for the role of J.D. While he didn't get the part, he went on to get the role of J.D. in "Thelma and Louise."

Which "Heather" actress was on the cover of Foreigner's album, "Head Games," as a young model?

Lisanne Falk was the young model featured on the cover of Foreigner's album, "Head Games."

Who wasn't considered for the role of Veronica?

Heather Graham wasn't considered for the "Veronica" role. She was considered for the role of "Heather McNamara," but her mother wouldn't allow it.

What's J.D.'s answer to the lunchtime poll question, "You inherit $5 million the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"

"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard," was J.D.'s response to Veronica and Heathers' lunchtime poll question. Followed by, "Probably row out to the middle of a lake somewhere. Bring along a bottle of Tequila, my sax and some Bach." How very.

Shannen Doherty and which other "Heathers'" actor both previously appeared on the TV show "Little House on the Prairie?"

Shannen Doherty (Heather Duke) and Patrick Labyorteaux (Ram) both had roles on the TV show "Little House on the Prairie." Shannen played the character, Jenny Wilder and Patrick was Andrew Garvey.

In which movie did Lisanne Falk (Heather McNamara) and Kim Walker (Heather Chandler) appear in together other than "Heathers?"

Lisanne Falk and Kim Walker both appeared in "Say Anything."

According to what Veronica tells Heather McNamara, if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. What would you be?

You'd be a game show host.

At what university do Heather Chandler and Veronica attend a party?

Heather Chandler takes Veronica to a Remington University party.

Who has Christian Slater said was the inspiration for his performance as J.D.?

Christian Slater was inspired by Jack Nicholson.

What did J.D. and Veronica plant at the scene of Ram and Kurt's murder?

Mineral water, along with an issue of "Stud Puppy," a candy dish, a Joan Crawford postcard, and some mascara were left at the scene.

What did Heather Chandler drink that killed her?

It was a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer, given to her by Veronica and J.D.

What kind of bullet does J.D. tell Veronica they'll use to shoot but not kill Kurt and Ram?

J.D. promises that Kurt and Ram will be OK because he'll load the gun with "Ich lüge" bullets. ("Ich lüge," btw, translates to "I'm lying" in German.)

Which insult is not one hurled by Heather Chandler at Veronica after the Remington party?

Although Heather Chandler has advice about how to fly with the eagles, she doesn't dispense it while calling Veronica a bluebird, a Brownie and a Girl Scout cookie.

BQ or plain?

"BQ!" Heather Chandler yells to Veronica at the Snappy Snack Shack.

What does Heather McNamara give to Veronica, from Heather Chandler's locker?

It's one of Heather Chandler's Swatch watches, because she "always said (Veronica) couldn't accessorize."

What book is on the table that Heather Chandler falls through?

Heather has the "CliffsNotes for The Bell Jar," by Sylvia Plath.

What does Heather Chandler say before crashing through the glass table?

As Heather grabs her throat and falls through the glass table, she says, "Corn nuts!"

The actor who plays Father Ripper also worked with Winona Ryder in which Tim Burton movie?

Glenn Shadix, who plays Father Ripper in "Heathers," appears as Otho in "Beetlejuice."

What word does J.D. underline in Heather Duke's copy of "Moby Dick," before killing her?

J.D. underlines the word "eskimo," saying, "It's so mysterious. Es-ki-mo."

Seven schools in seven states, and the only thing different for J.D. is what?

The only thing different, J.D. remarks, is his locker combination.

Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram what?

Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain.

Before Sherwood, Ohio, where did J.D. live?

Before moving to Sherwood, Ohio, J.D. and his dad moved around a lot, including Dallas, Baton Rouge and Las Vegas.

What's Westerburg High's mascot?

It's the Westerburg High School Rottweilers.

What does J.D. use to blackmail Heather Duke to get her to circulate a petition for him?

J.D. blackmails Heather Duke with photos of her with Martha "Dumptruck" Dunnstock as kids.

J.D. reveals that the petition he had Heather Duke circulate was actually what?

Unknown to them all, J.D. had all the students sign a schoolwide suicide note.

Where, according to J.D., can different social types truly get along with each other?

According to J.D., the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

Who does Veronica plan to spend prom night with?

After J.D. "kind of flaked out" on her, Veronica asks Martha if she wants to have a movie night.

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