How Well Do You Know Old West Lingo?

By: Isadora Teich
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Well Do You Know Old West Lingo?
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About This Quiz

Think your Old West slang is in apple pie order? The era of the American West was far bigger than many people realize. Lasting roughly from the early 1800s to the admission of the last mainland states into the union in 1912, there was over a century of the wild, wild west as America expanded. This land generally includes almost all land west of the Mississippi River. It was a massive expansion led by hard-working people on the frontier who weren't afraid of living rough. 

The guns, aesthetic, hard living and pioneering spirit have made this era a popular one for historians, artists, filmmakers, and everyday people around the world to explore. There are few images as massively iconic as that of the American cowboy. While often pictured as a lone American man wandering the plains on horseback, cowboys often actually worked in large groups to keep the danger of life out in the wild at bay. They had to cope with unforgiving weather, wolves, Native American tribes and the West's infamous outlaws day in and day out.   

If you know your Old West slang, let her rip and see if you can get daisy results on this quiz! 



If someone is off their rocker, how do they act?
Angry
Kind
Crazy
In love
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Wrong Answer

There were a lot of ways to say that someone acted strangely in the Old West. Someone could be off their nut, off their rocker or off their chump.

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What is an Arkansas toothpick?
A cocktail
A knife
A compass
A gun
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An Arkansas toothpick was a long, sharp knife. They could also be referred to as a Missouri or California toothpick.

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What is a hoedown?
A party
A funeral
A scam
A violent fight
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In the Old West, a hoedown could refer to any party or celebration. People might have drunk Jack of Diamonds, what they called rye whiskey, at a ho down.

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If someone is as ugly as a mud fence they are:
Lost
Broke
Incredibly unlucky
Very ugly
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This is a fun insult from the era. It was used to express that someone was incredibly ugly.

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What does it mean to vamoose?
Die
Grow up
Leave
Cry
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Wrong Answer

This is the Old West version of scram. It may be an English twist on the Spanish "vamos" which means "let's go."

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Six-shooter coffee is_________.
Strong
Watery
Expensive
A compliment
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While there is not as much coffee slang as alcohol-related slang from the era, there is some. Six-shooter coffee was incredibly strong.

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If a cowboy was in liquor he was:
Lost
Stupid
Asleep
Very drunk
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Wrong Answer

Drinking was a big part of the way of life of the Old West. There were numerous slang words for both different types of alcohol and being drunk.

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To rook someone is to:
Do them a favor
Marry them
Kill them
Cheat them
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To rook someone is to dupe or cheat them. This was common due to the prevalent crime of the Old West.

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A tee-totaller doesn't do what?
Smoke
Drink
Eat meat
Get in fights
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This bit of slang has stuck around. A tee-totaller does not drink any kind of alcohol.

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If someone has a hankering for something, how do they feel about it?
They hate it.
They need it.
They want it.
They are scared of it.
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Wrong Answer

This Old West expression has stuck around. To have a hankering for something means to want it badly.

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Every cowboy had an equalizer, which is a __________.
Hat
Horse
Gun
Knife
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Wrong Answer

Innovations in gun-making made them far more inexpensive and widely available than ever before during this era. Almost everyone on the frontier had an equalizer of some kind, and the cheapest ones were widely called "Suicide Specials."

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Cowboys called people who came from ________ greenhorns.
Eastern cities
Asia
The deep south
Europe
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Eastern city folk who didn't know anything about cowboy ways were called greenhorns. They were also called green peas and tenderfoots.

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Someone described as a queer fish would have been:
Rich
Eccentric
Quiet
Wise
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Wrong Answer

Back in the day, there were many ways to say that a person was odd. These include queer fish, odd fish and odd stick.

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If someone doesn't have a tail feather left, they are:
Stupid
Black out drunk
Pious
Broke
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Wrong Answer

People flocked to the frontier to seek their fortunes and better opportunities. However, between gambling, the harsh climates, crime, and all of the dangers of the frontier, it was far easier to lose money than make it.

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In the Old West, which of these people would have been called a Cattle Kate?
A new cowboy
A wealthy rancher
A politician
A female cattle rustler
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While the most iconic image of the Old West is of a cowboy wandering the planes alone, that is not entirely accurate. There were numerous female cowgirls and outlaws roaming the Wild West.

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What was joy juice?
Water
Prayer
Whiskey
Lighter fluid
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People of the Old West loved their whiskey. It was also called Kansas Sheep Dip.

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Someone who is painting the town red is:
Partying out in the town
Drinking
Dying
Throwing up due to illness
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Wrong Answer

This phrase from the Old West has stuck around. It means to head out into town for a wild time.

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A man's rib is his what?
Dog
Gun
Flask
Wife
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A man back in the day might have referred to his wife as his rib. This likely is a reference to the story of Adam and Eve.

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What is a lambasting?
A late lunch
A beating
An arrest
A nap
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A lambasting is a thrashing or beating. To lam someone is to beat them.

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A yarn is a what?
A scarf
A weapon
A story
A child
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Wrong Answer

This one has not quite been forgotten. This is why to spin a yarn means to tell a story.

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Someone who is barkin' at a knot is __________.
Sleeping in
Wasting their time
Overeating
Screaming
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Barkin' at a knot meant to do something useless or try to do something impossible. It could also just refer to flat out wasting time.

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What is a Peacemaker?
An ax
Whiskey
Tobacco
A gun
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Wrong Answer

The Colt Single Action Army Revolver was introduced in 1873. Called The Peacemaker, this gun is one of the most iconic of the Old West.

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Guttersnipes were __________ children.
Spoiled
Wealthy
Sick
Homeless
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The Old West was an unforgiving place full of dangers. Many children on the frontier became homeless orphans who lived in the streets.

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A nighthawk was a cowboy who:
Slept all day
Kept night watch
Only worked at night
Could fly
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While on a cattle drive, one unlucky cowboy would have to keep watch all night while the others slept. He was called a nighthawk.

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If someone is a saphead, they are ____________.
Weak
Talented
Easily led
Stupid
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Wrong Answer

If someone on the frontier called someone else a saphead, they did not think very highly of their intelligence. Other insults include scamp and scape-grace.

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Someone who is on the shoot is:
Sadistic
Trigger happy
Brilliant
Out looking for trouble
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Wrong Answer

A lot of Old West slang is gun-related. A cowboy might have said "Look out for Daniel, he's on the shoot tonight."

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If someone is a screw, they are a:
Jailer
Lost cause
Yes man
Farmer
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Wrong Answer

Jailers and prison wardens were called screws. The word could also be used to describe someone who tries to get all they can out of everyone they deal with or a miser.

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If a woman gives a man the mitten, what has she done?
Gotten pregnant
Rejected him
Yelled at him
Thrown him out
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Wrong Answer

Back in the Old West, a woman who rejected a man's proposal or broke up with him would have done this. For example: "After Annie caught Jeb with Elle, she gave him the mitten."

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What does it mean to shoot the crow?
Not pay for a drink
Die
Make love
Strike gold
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Wrong Answer

This is a particularly fun slang phrase of the era. It meant to walk into a saloon, order a drink and walk out without paying for it.

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To keep something dry is to keep it:
In good condition
For yourself
Closed
A secret
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Wrong Answer

If someone in the Old West told you something and then told you to keep that dry, you better not tell anyone. It meant to keep something a secret.

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If someone is called a longrider, they are a/an:
Old cowboy
Outlaw
City person
Foreigner
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Wrong Answer

In the Old West, outlaws were called longriders. This is because they would have to ride long distances while on the run from the law.

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If someone was eating mysteries, what were they eating?
Root vegetables
Steak
Porridge
Sausage
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Wrong Answer

This is a similar to mystery meat. If people were eating sausages but didn't know what kind of meat was in them, they would call them mysteries.

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Someone who is above snakes is:
Still alive
Untrustworthy
A man of god
Kind
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Wrong Answer

If you are above snakes, you are above ground. This means you are still alive.

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What does the phrase "man for breakfast" refer to?
Widows
Dead men
Illness
Marriage
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This refers to the bodies of those who died in the night and are found in the streets in the morning, or who died in saloons the night before. The night after a shootout where two men died, someone in a saloon might have said that the saloon had two men for breakfast.

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What does it mean to funkify someone?
Scare them
Steal from them
Humiliate them
Owe them a lot of money
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Wrong Answer

This word could mean to frighten or alarm someone. There was a lot to be frightened of on the frontier.

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