On A Scale Of Hilda To Satan, How Dark Are You?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
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About This Quiz
"Sabrina the Teenage Witch" has been around since the early 1960s as part of the "Archie Comics" universe, and things were a lot more light and fun back then. The '60s had a brief fascination with magical ladies like those on "Bewitched" and "I Dream of Jeannie." These shows were light and goofy. Fast forward a few decades, and the TV version of Sabrina starring Melissa Joan Hart was a family sitcom, featuring silly comedy and a terribly designed animatronic cat. And then came "The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina." Same witch, same aunts, even the same cat. Only this time, things were a lot darker than they had ever been.
The Netflix series still has that teen appeal, but it delves into the sinister side of Sabrina's world more than any iteration before. For starters, the Dark Lord himself, Satan, is in the mix. Melissa Joan Hart never dealt with him. The latest series draws a great balance between fun, teen drama and nightmarish horror. It also shows you a full range of what people with powers can do. From the darkest dark to the much more lighter side of things, not everyone is bound by evil. But some want to be. So, where do you sit on the scale? Take the quiz and find out!
START QUIZ
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If you had magical abilities right now, what would be the goal of your first spell?
To travel anywhere in a blink
The subjugation of my enemies
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All things being equal, are you signing your name in any dark books if it gets you power?
It wouldn't be necessary.
I wouldn't like it, but yes, I am signing.
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Is it better to confront an enemy directly or do things behind the scenes?
I'd rather not even have enemies.
The direct approach is good.
Make them squirm a little first
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When you want to feel witchy, what's the best movie to put on?
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How well do you get along with your siblings?
I'd say we get along well.
I don't have any siblings.
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Warner Bros. Pictures, DC Films, Bron Studios and Village Roadshow Pictures
Darkness and villainy go hand in hand. Who's your favorite villain?
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In the end, do you think good will win out over evil?
Yes, I have to believe that.
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Which of these devilish foods sounds best?
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Do you like to spend time with other people, or are you more of a loner?
I like being with my family.
I love being with others.
There's just one person I want to be with.
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What do you think is your biggest character flaw?
I'm not as honest as I could be.
I don't have any character flaws.
I don't think before I act.
I'm not as strong as I want to be.
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A familiar should represent something about who you are. Pick yours.
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New Line Cinema and WingNut Films
Outside of Sabrina, which magical universe is most interesting to you?
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When is it OK to break the rules?
When the rules are unjust
Rules are meant to be broken.
When no one is getting hurt and you can get away with it
When it gets you what you want
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Walt Disney Records
What's the best Halloween song ever?
"The Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson
"This is Halloween" by Marilyn Manson
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Do you believe the saying, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely"?
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The CW
If you visited Riverdale, who do you think you'd get along with best?
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How do you handle failure?
I need some time to regroup.
If I ever fail, I'll let you know.
Probably with the help of snacks
I double down on my efforts to succeed.
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Which magical item would you use most?
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Do you believe witches are evil by nature?
A good witch is evil by nature.
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Do you believe good people sometimes have to do bad things?
I don't think they "have" to.
I don't believe in good people.
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Are you easily spooked?
I guess it depends on the situation.
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What is your greatest fear in life?
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How well can you control your temper?
I don't have much of a temper.
I have total control at all times.
As well as anyone, I guess
I sometimes fly off the handle.
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Are you happy with your love life right now?
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At school, did you have a good relationship with your principal?
I get along famously with everyone.
I never had much to do with my principal.
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Are you a spontaneous kind of person?
I do love the unexpected.
It depends on what you mean.
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In a group — let's say a coven — are you a leader or a follower?
I'd rather do my own thing.
I'll follow one who is worthy of it.
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Which instinct drives you more, fight or flight?
Definitely changes based on the circumstances
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Can light and darkness exist independently of one another?
I think you need the light to understand the dark.
Darkness doesn't need light.
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What inspires you in life?
I don't need inspiration.
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