Order a Coffee and We'll Tell You Which Celebrity Mom You Are

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Order a Coffee and We'll Tell You Which Celebrity Mom You Are
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About This Quiz

If you think that celebrity moms are different from regular people, think again! They drink coffee just like everybody else, and some of them aren't even afraid of walking into their local Starbucks for something like a "cold brew" coffee drink. But how much do you actually know about coffee? Let's go through some quick coffee terms to help prepare you for this roasted personality quiz!

When ordering a coffee drink, it's important to understand what kind of flavor profile you're seeking. This is often determined by the coffee roast, and there are several of them to choose from. Light roasts are acidic, medium roasts are bitter with a "full body" and dark roasts have an oily and slightly spicy taste to them. And if you need something even stronger, how about choosing a double roast or an espresso? You could also add various shots of espresso (depending on how much caffeine you need) to your favorite coffee drink, or simply sip on it by itself. It's also important to think about how sweet you want it to be. Will some simple cream and sugar do the trick or do you want to completely mask the coffee flavor altogether? Tell us more about your coffee preferences so we can match your inner personality to a celebrity mom!

Where will you be heading to for some delicious coffee?
The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
Peet’s Coffee & Tea
Starbucks
Caribou Coffee

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What % of your coffee is actually sugar (or some form of sweetener)?
25% or less
50%
100%
75%

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What type of coffee size do you typically order?
Extra large
Large
Small
Medium

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Whether it's light or dark, we're curious about the type of roast that you're going to order!
Dark
Medium
Light
I have no clue!

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How many shots of espresso do you want in your coffee drink?
Just give me all the espresso you have.
Two or three
None
Just one

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Do you prefer hot coffee, blended drinks or iced coffee?
Hot coffee
Iced coffee
Blended coffee
It depends on my mood.

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There are many ways to brew some coffee, but what's your preferred method?
Cold brew
Drip coffee
French press
As long as it has caffeine, I could care less about the method.

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Which of these strong coffee drinks would wake you up for the day?
Cappuccino
Latte
Macchiato
Flat white

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Let's take a trip around the world with one of these foreign coffee drinks!
Turkish coffee
Cafe Cubano
Irish coffee
Black tie

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Which of these flavored syrups would you like to add to your coffee drink?
No syrup
Caramel
French vanilla
Hazelnut

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Is it better to add milk or heavy whipping cream to your favorite coffee drink?
Neither
Milk
How about both?
Heavy whipping cream

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How often do you like to try new types of coffee drinks?
Never, I stick to what I know and love.
Almost every day!
Very rarely
Once in a while.

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Christmas has come early this year, so how about choosing one of these holiday coffee drinks for yourself?
Peppermint mocha
Eggnog latte
Toasted white chocolate mocha
Caramel brulée latte

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Is it better to make your own coffee or buy one from a coffee shop?
I like making my own coffee.
I prefer buying one from a coffee shop.
I don't mind either of these.
I'm honestly not much of a coffee drinker.

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How many cups of coffee do you typically drink per day?
At least four
Two or three
Just one
None

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Be honest here: Is instant coffee the real deal or is it a culprit in disguise?
As long as it wakes me up, I don't really care.
It's definitely a culprit in disguise.
It's definitely the real deal!
I'm not 100% sure.

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Which of these do you prefer more: whole bean or pre-ground coffee?
Pre-ground
Whole bean
I love both of these.
What's the difference?

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Choose one of these yummy snacks to pair with your favorite coffee drink!
Bagels
Cookies
Coffee cake
Fruit

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If you like secrets, then you'll love one of these secret menu coffee drinks from Starbucks!
Cha cha latte
Nutella frappuccino
Raspberry cheesecake latte
Butterbeer frappuccino

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There are lots of great things about coffee, but what do you like the most about it?
The caffeine
The warmth
The aroma
The taste

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you want a unicorn frappuccino right about now?
1-3
7-8
9-10
4-6

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Aside from coffee, what else do you like to order at coffee shops?
Just coffee
Tea
Lemonade
Bakery items

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Believe it or not, spicy coffee drinks do exist! But the question is, how spicy would you like your coffee?
Very spicy
Medium spicy
Not spicy at all
A little bit spicy

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How do you personally feel about decaffeinated coffee?
What's the point of coffee without caffeine?
It's just OK.
I don't mind it.
I don't know, does it taste any different?

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Which of these types of milks would you like to add to your coffee drink?
Regular milk or none
Soy milk
Coconut milk
Almond milk

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Is it better to drink some coffee early in the morning or later in the afternoon?
Both!
Early in the morning
Later in the afternoon
How about at night?

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Choose a coffee brand that you personally feel loyal to!
Community Coffee
Folgers
Maxwell House
Nescafé

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How does coffee make you feel after that first sip?
Energized
Relaxed
Happy
Indifferent

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Will you be ordering your favorite coffee drink for here or to go?
One for here and one to go.
For here
To go
It depends on how much time I have.

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Would you like to try one of our matcha-flavored coffee drinks?
Sure, that sounds good!
Maybe, but I'm not sure yet.
Eww, no way!
I'll try it, but I probably won't like it.

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