Order from a Waffle House and We'll Tell You Your Southern Name!

Steven Miller

Which day of the week are you most likely to arrive at Waffle House?

What item from the eggs portion of the menu are you most likely to order?

Which classic dinner sounds most appealing to you?

Which sandwich sounds most appealing to you?

Of the following, which song on the jukebox are you most likely to play?

What time of the day are you most likely to arrive at Waffle House?

On average, how many people are with you when you eat at Waffle House?

What kind of a car is most likely to bring you to Waffle House?

Which 100% Angus burger are you most likely to order?

What kind of coffee are you ordering?

How well do the staff know you at this particular Waffle House?

Which description best matches your usual attire when visiting Waffle House?

Which of the Texas Melts is most appealing to you?

Which kind of pie are you most likely to order?

Is your table usually pretty clean or a disaster area when you leave?

Which hashbrowns order are you most likely to make?

How likely are you to be under the influence when you arrive at Waffle House?

How long do you usually stay at Waffle House?

Which beverage are you most likely to order?

What percentage do you usually tip your server?

How do you feel about Bert's Chili?

Which breakfast side sounds most appealing?

Would you be willing to try the new blueberry biscuits?

Which item off the Value Dollar$ Menu sounds most appealing to you?

What are your thoughts on Alice's Iced Tea?

How many times a week are you going to Waffle House?

Which item from the Steak and Eggs section of the breakfast menu are you most likely to order?

Have you ever been kicked out of a Waffle House?

Which waffle are you most likely to order?

Which of the Toddle House Omelets sounds most appealing to you?

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About This Quiz

You can tell a lot about a person by something as simple as how they behave in a restaurant. At an iconic restaurant like Waffle House, everything from the food you order to the songs you choose on the jukebox will tell us something about you. Once we have your personality figured out, we'll take that information and pair you up with a Southern name that fits you to a T. 

For example, if the staff at your local Waffle House has your picture on file and has asked you to vacate the premises on a number of occasions, a name like Huck would seem to be an excellent match for your propensity for finding trouble. If your meals consist of the highest calorie choices on the menu and you tend to leave your booth looking like a tornado touched down nearby, we'll be even more confident in our decision.

On the other hand, maybe you're more of a Southern belle. If you're most likely to walk into a Waffle House on Sunday morning with a group from the church and your food choices are a bit more dainty, a name like Magnolia might be an option. If you refer to everyone as "sweetheart," then that might just seal the deal.

"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Knuckleheads." Can we take your order, darlin'?

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