Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

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Teresa McGlothlin

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I'm not a camera, but I can picture us together.

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You would make acute triangle.

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Can I borrow a kiss? I'll give it back.

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Do you work at a coffee shop? I like you a latte.

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Do you mind if I seduce you with my awkwardness?

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You must be French because Eiffel for you.

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Are you a pie? I want a piece of that.

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Nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

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If you were a bird, you would be impeccable.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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I think you're as appealing as a banana.

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You are walking science. I have my ion you.

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You are what I call a fineapple!

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I'm not drunk. You are intoxicating me.

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If you were in a book, you'd be fine print.

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You must be a keyboard because you are my type.

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I think I'm missing some vitamin U.

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You're so sweet, they could sell you in the ice cream aisle.

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If you make us dinner, I'll make breakfast.

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My clothes are made from boyfriend material.

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Your lips look lonely. Want to meet mine?

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We might not be socks, but we're a great pair.

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You're in my mind so much, I should charge you rent.

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If you were a burger, you would be well done.

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You must be a library book because I'm checking you out.

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I must be the rain because I've fallen for you.

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Can you give me directions to your apartment?

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You should be in a museum. You're a work of art.

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My lips are Skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

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Even if there were no gravity, I would fall for you.

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About This Quiz

Unless you've been living under a rock, we're sure you've both heard and used a couple of pickup lines in your day! Once you respond to the pickup lines we give you, we'll know a lot about you. Most importantly, we'll know how many people you've slept with in your lifetime. You might want to grab a few tissues - you will laugh so hard you'll cry at some of the gems we've come up with. 

Whether the names of the people could fill a composition book or they could barely fill a receipt, the way you respond to our pickup lines will give you away. After you've read the pickup line we're trying out on you, take a moment to ask yourself how you would react in real life. Then, make your choice from the possible answers we've given you. The response doesn't have to be exactly what you are thinking, but choosing the closest one will allow us to be more accurate in our guess. 

Unfortunately, you cannot swipe left when pickup lines are used on you in public. However, you can choose how you would love to respond during this quiz. Once you do, we'll know how many bed partners you've had in your day!

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