Respond to These Pickup Lines and We'll Guess What Kind of Relationship You're In

Brian Whitney

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

You Know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Do you want to help prove him wrong?

Hey, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

I don’t have a library card. Do you mind if I check you out?

How was heaven when you left it?

Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off of you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There’s something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.

Was your mother a beaver? Because damn!

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.

Feel my jacket. It's made of boyfriend material.

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About This Quiz

There is something about pickup lines. Women usually either laugh at them or ignore them, and guys who use them often have next to no chance of getting lucky. But still, they keep getting used. Some of them are used over and over again, while others are original - almost, anyway.  We think the way women respond to pickup lines, even hypothetically, gives us a pretty good idea of how long she has been in a relationship, and if you take this quiz, we think we can show you what we mean.

But before we get started, my buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person reading this. Want to buy some drinks with their money? No? Well, I just have to say you remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over toward you. OK, well, I was just wondering. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

OK, I promise I will stop, as long as you take this quiz. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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