Plan an Elaborate Wedding and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky

Zoe Samuel

How many people are invited?

How close does someone have to be to you, before you let them bring a plus one you don't know?

How many bridesmaids do you have?

What are you wearing under the dress?

How involved was the groom in planning the wedding?

What drink are you serving?

Who is officiating?

Who is definitely NOT invited?

What are you doing for your first dance?

Are you giving a speech?

Have you banned the best man from telling THAT story?

Where is the ceremony being held?

What sort of space is the reception in?

What sort of music is playing during the ceremony?

What type of dinner are you eating?

What special entertainer do you have?

What is the dress like?

What is the groom wearing?

For what sort of weather are you hoping?

Do you kiss during the ceremony?

Did you write your own vows?

Are you still a virgin on the day?

What time of day does the wedding take place?

In what type of transport do you depart?

What are the invitations like?

Who is paying for the wedding?

What decorations are there?

Are kids welcome?

Are any animals present?

What is the cake like?

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About This Quiz

Your wedding is one of the happiest days of your life (we hope!). After all the planning and literally everyone you've ever met calling you up to inform you that you're doing it wrong and ought to change it because they did this or that or wish they had and it was Just So Magical (TM), finally the big day has come. Everyone you love has flown, driven, or kayaked from their home to the venue and they all turned out in their best to celebrate your love and promise to back your commitment to love your boo.

Of course, that's not the only thing they're there for, is it? They're also judging you for all those choices they wanted you to make in ways that would be convenient or validating for them. That's because they know that your wedding is a reflection not just of your budget (though that's the main factor) but also of your personality, your values, your preferences, and the nature of your relationship.

While your guests may not explicitly think of it, this also includes your sexual relationship, which is, of course, a mix of your personal proclivities and drive with those of your partner. What does your wedding say about those? Let's find out!

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