Play Disney Channel “Would You Rather” and We'll Guess Your Age

By: Ian Fortey

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Do you know how long the Disney Channel has been around? It's kind of crazy that it's been around since 1983! Way back then they didn't have anywhere near the number of shows they have now, though. They did a few original movies and sort of just replayed a lot of older Disney content for families. It wasn't until the 1990s and then into the 2000s that they really started making a lot of shows just for the channel, stuff that was actually interesting to watch and not just the same old thing over and over again. That's when things got interesting and shows like "Lizzie McGuire," "Even Stevens," and "That's So Raven" showed up.

So yeah, it took Disney a few years to figure things out but when they did they made a lot of shows that pretty much everyone remembers. Even if you didn't like them all, you probably at least know most of them and we bet that there's a good chance we can figure out how old you are based on nothing more than how you'd handle some "would you rather" based around your favorite Disney Channel shows. Think it sounds crazy? One way to find out! Take the quiz...or would you rather not know?

Would you rather live your life with unclear visions of the future like "That's So Raven" or unpredictable magic like "Wizards of Waverly Place?"

I could make some good money off of knowing the future.

That magic stuff seems kind of dangerous tbh.
What good are visions of the future if they're all confusing AF, right?

Gimme that magic!

Take a page from Zack and Cody's book. Would you rather live your whole life in a hotel or on a cruise ship?

I can still go out and live a normal life in a hotel.

Ocean air is life!
You can invite all your friends over to a hotel suite, right?

On a boat you never have to worry about what's going on, I choose that one.

Are you down for some cartoony adventures? Would you rather get into some intense fun with Kim Possible or with the ducks on "Ducktales?"

Kim Possible is bae, I'm down with that.

Can I get some of Scrooge McDuck's money? Sign me up with "Ducktales."
I want cool, crime-fighting gadgets! Kim Possible for me!

Bruh, talking ducks? Yes!

How are you at keeping secrets? Would you rather keep Hannah Montana's secret identity under wraps or K.C. Undercover's?

Secret agent stuff is too dangrous. I'll go with Hanna Montana.

K.C. Undercover is more exciting. Facts.
Low key, if I go with Hanna Montana I can meet other cool celebs.

I can't keep anyone's secrets, idgaf.

Family can help you through a lot of stuff, right? Or they can be a pain. Would you rather be a part of the Duncan family on "Good Luck Charlie" or the Rooney family on "Liv and Maddie?"

Both of those shows have annoying brothers, so neither?

The Duncan fam jam seem like a lot of fun, I choose them.
Can I try both for a week and see what's best?

"Liv and Maddie" slay.

Pets are great but you probably want a super pet, right? Would you rather have the dog with a blog or Perry the platypus?

If that dog can write a blog he can do work for me, right?

Everyone in the universe knows platypuses are the best.
Can a blog-writing dog play games and text and stuff, too? I'll pick him.

Perry is my dude.

Do you want to have your shot to be famous? Would you rather dance your heart out on "Shake it Up" or get a little goofy on "So Random?"

I feel like there's more of a future in acting, so I pick "So Random."

No cap, can I do both?
Dancing is life.

I'm random, so this one's easy.

You need a good friend if you want to have a good time. Would you rather build something crazy with Ferb or go somewhere scary with Dipper?

Ferb's a genius! I'm down for hanging out with him.

There are just so many cool people in "Gravity Falls." I gotta go with Dipper.
"Gravity Falls" is a big mood.

Ferb has Perry the Platypus, who is my dude. I already said this.

It's time to get responsible! Would you rather babysit the kids from "Jessie" or teach the kids from "A.N.T. Farm?"

I feel like those A.N.T. Farm kids are already smarter than me, so I'm babysitting.

OK, but Jessie is there all the time. Teaching is just a few hours a day, so I pick that.
Do I get to hang out with Jessie? Sign me up to babysit fam.

I'd throw so much shade as a teacher. How hard could that be?

It takes a lot of support to be famous. Would you rather be a roadie for Hannah Montana or a prop person for "So Random?"

You have to pick one of these, right?

A roadie gets to go on the road! I'm in!
I high key want to make crazy props for a TV show.

TFW you're a prop person for Hannah Montana.

Everyone knows what it feels like to be left out sometimes. Would you rather be the Jonas brother (or sister) who couldn't sing or the Russo family member who couldn't do magic?

Lots of singers have siblings who can't sing, probably. This is fine.

Magic is weird anyway, so I'd rather not worry about it.
The mom on Wizards didn't have magic and she was the most normie one! I pick no magic.

I can dummy sing so good. I choose that.

If you're the hero in your story then you need a villain! Would you rather thwart the plans of Dr. Doofenshmirtz or Dr. Drakken?

Seems like I could just send my pet to fight Doofenshmirtz and I could chill all day. I pick him.

I'm probably a great hero. I'll take on Drakken.
If I fight Dr. Drakken I'm on Team Possible and that sounds lit.

Doofenshmirtz can be taken out by a platypus, so he seems easy AF.

Your parents are supposed to give you good advice but sometimes it's sort of not good? Would you rather get dad advice from the dad on "Good Luck Charlie" or "Girl Meets World?"

Wait, what kind of advice are we talking about?

But isn't all sitcom dad advice bad advice?
"Good Luck Charlie" dad is clearly funnier and probably has funnier advice. Facts.

By dad standards, Corey Matthews is gucci. I pick "Girls Meets World."

You never get to choose how reality goes usually. Would you rather deal with serious issues like "Andi Mack" or crazy ones like "Wizards of Waverly Place?"

At least I know how reality works, give me serious stuff.

Sometimes serious is better, maybe? I pick serious stuff.
I'm finna be wizard in this reality.

Reality has me tilted. I want to be a wizard.

Time to get musical! Would you rather hang out with the crew at "Camp Rock" or sign up for "High School Musical?"

Are you asking me to pick between the Jonas Brothers and Zac Efron? Not cool, quiz.

OK, but Demi Lovato went to Camp Rock so clearly I am going to Camp Rock.
I can do both! I have all year!

I'm not giving up my summer! I pick "High School Musical."

This could be the hardest question on the quiz. Would you rather have burgers with Zack or tacos with Cody?

Bruh.

You know there are like three meals in a day, right?
Cole Sprouse. I am choosing Cole Sprouse.

To answer this I need to know who is making the burgers and tacos.

Would you rather get relationship advice from Hannah Montana's brother Jackson or Austin Moon's best friend Dez?

No. Just no.

Jackson seems like a good guy, right? I pick him.
Do I fr need to take the advice they give?

Dez is crazy but things always work out for him. So yeah. Dez.

Did you know that the guy who played Jackson on Hannah Montana was born in 1977? Would you rather find out your best friend was way older than you thought or way younger?

Are you serious? Nevermind the question, that blew my mind.

Younger, I guess?
Weird flex but ok quiz people.

Older! They could drive and leave everyone salty.

Families aren't always on the same page so would you rather your parents were spies and you were just regular or you were a spy and your parents were just normal?

I'd kind of like to see a different side to my parents so sure, let them be spies.

Wait, why are any of us spies?
Being a spy is big stress. Nah.

I already wish my parents were normal so let's pick that one.

It's not easy dealing with siblings. Would you rather have Phineas and Ferb's annoying older sister or Lizzie McGuire's bratty younger brother?

Candace is awesome! I pick her for sure.

Candace never really accomplished her goals though, so she's harmless.
That little brother was savage lol. I pick him.

You can always deal with a younger brother, I think.

If you want to shake things up on the dance floor then you need a good partner. Would you rather dance with Zendaya or Bella Thorne?

What kind of dancing are we talking?

I feel like maybe they should both dance and I can just watch or whatever.
I'd like to see what Bella can teach me.

Zendaya!

How good are you at taking on wild beasts? Would you rather have to fight a platypus or a naked mole rat?

Do you mean real ones or cartoon spy ones?

Naked mole rats look like they feel super gross. I'll take on Perry.
Bruh, platypuses have venom! I'll take on that weird mole rat.

I want to be friends with both of them!

Sometimes it's not where you are but who you're with. Would you rather have a luxury suite alone at the Tipton on Suite Life or a drafty cabin with all your friends on "Bunk'd?"

So you're saying my friends can't visit the hotel? That's a bad rule.

I want room service! I pick the Suite Life.
I'm just sleeping there, right? I'll stay in the hotel then see my friends during the day.

Of course, I'm picking my friends.

It's hard to deal with other people's stuff sometimes. Would you rather your sister was a super famous singer like on "Hannah Montana" or your dad worked for the President like on "Cory in the House?"

I think my sister being famous would affect me less.

I feel like both of those would be fine, really.
Keep me away from politics!

I don't think I could handle my sister getting all that attention.

Lots of people on the Disney Channel have some crazy lives. Would you rather give up some privacy for fame or give up some irresponsibility for special powers?

Like spy powers? Superpowers? Magic powers? I need more info!

So you're saying the powers would make me have to be more responsible? That's a tough call.
If I had powers couldn't I get famous for that? Give me power!

I could handle losing privacy to get some fame for sure.

There's no reason to think this would turn out badly. Would you rather eat dinner cooked by Zack and Cody or test drive an invention made by Phineas and Ferb?

Fewer supervillains at dinner, so I pick that.

I do like inventions so...
Don't all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions get destroyed? Dinner time!

How is this a choice? I'm going for the test drive!

How do you like to spend your time, anyway? Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with Rico from "Hanna Montana" or take a road trip with the kids from "Jessie?"

I don't want any of these things.

How long are these things going on?
I don't like the idea of being stuck on an elevator with anyone, so...

Road trip!

Would you rather keep your secret from your best friend or have your best friend keep a secret from you?

If there's a good reason then either one seems OK, I guess.

I couldn't keep a big secret, I don't think.
I'd feel better if I was the one with the secret.

Neither!

This one's tough so get ready. The Disney Channel is not working, so would you rather watch Nickelodeon or the Cartoon Network?

Can I pick Netflix?

Nick!
Cartoon Network, I guess.

I can watch whatever on Youtube.

Would you rather see your favorite characters play a game of Truth or Dare or Would You Rather?

Whoa!

Truth or Dare for sure!
Am I playing to or what?

Only seems fair if they play Would You Rather now.

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