Quiz: Which Movie Title Accurately Describes Your Love Life?

Emily Maggrett

5 Min Quiz

When's the last time you had fun in the bedroom?

Two months ago

Erm, today?
Six months ago

Last week

Do you sometimes find your partner annoying?

HECK YES!

No, why would I?
I don't have a partner.

I'm annoyed by one of my partners but am not annoyed by the other.

How are you spending Friday night?

Watching TV

Going out to dinner
Taking a hot bath

Dancing at the club

Have you ever dated more than one person at once?

No, but it sounds fun.

No, I'm too romantic for that.
No! I hate cheaters.

Yes, and it was great.

Do you fight with your partners? What about?

In my serious relationships, I often get into fights about money.

I'm so in love with my partner, I can't imagine battling them!
If I think my partner's keeping secrets, I'll argue with them.

If things get tense with someone, it's the end of the road. I don't do "fights."

Are other people's opinions about your relationships important to you?

Yes. I don't want to be gossiped about.

No. It's us against the world!
Yes. Unfortunately, I pick people who embarrass me.

No. My love life is no one else's business.

Is dating scary for you?

I haven't dated in a very long time.

No. After all, it's led me to my soulmate.
Yes. I've had bad luck in love.

No. There's no reason to fear dating if you're secure in your identity.

Who would you rather spend time with, your friends or your partner?

My friends

My partner
I'd rather be alone.

I want to hang out with everyone.

Have you ever been dumped?

No. Some days I wish I had been.

Yes. But my new partner helped to heal my heart.
Yes, and it destroyed my self-confidence.

No, I usually leave first.

Who do you snuggle with in bed?

My dumb partner and our cats

My wonderful sweetie
My dogs

Depends on which day it is!

How long have you been in your current relationship?

Years. Many years.

Less than six months
I'm single.

It's an on-and-off thing.

Do you think your partner is the most charming person in the world?

Lol, nope.

Yes, absolutely!
I used to, before I found out the truth.

Everyone is charming if you get to know them.

Would you say your love life is complicated?

No, it's as vanilla as it gets.

It's simple but intense.
My past is complicated. I'm not sure about my future.

I need a personal assistant just to keep track of it.

Have you ever been cheated on?

No, I won't put up with that.

No, that would crush me.
Yes, and it was awful.

No, but I have been the cheater.

How do you feel after a bad date?

Mildly irritated

Confused
Depressed

Amused

Are you single?

No

It's complicated.
Yes

Depends on how you define "single."

Do you have a million funny stories about your various exes?

Not really. I haven't dated widely.

None of my past relationships matter, now that I've found The One.
Yes, but they're not so funny anymore ...

Yes, but I keep them a secret!

Would you rather be alone and happy or coupled up and miserable?

Coupled up. Being single sounds scary.

I could never be happy without my sweetie!
Alone and happy sounds great to me.

If only there were a way to be single and in coupled up simultaneously ...

What kind of music puts you in a romantic mood?

Jazz

Moody rock songs
Leonard Cohen

Anything I can dance to

Are you a big flirt? Does it get you in trouble?

I flirt a lot, but people know it's harmless.

I'm too in love to flirt.
I'm not flirtatious at all.

I flirt quite a bit. Sometimes people think it's more meaningful than it is ...

For you to be happy, what kind of love must you have in your life?

My family's love

My partner's love
My friends' love

My community's love

What kind of kisser are you?

I'm a dry kisser.

I like deep, wet kisses.
I don't kiss a lot ...

My style depends on the person I'm kissing.

Would you rather leave someone else or be left?

I'd rather work things out!

I'd rather be left. At least I'd be being true to my heart that way.
I'm bad at leaving, unfortunately.

I'll choose to leave every time. Some relationships have a definite expiration date.

Have you ever been on a date without realizing it was a date?

No. How would that happen?

No. I'm too romantic to date someone who wouldn't make their intentions clear.
Yes, because my friends set me up.

Yes, because people often think I'm into them, even when I'm not. Must be wishful thinking!

Can you complete this sentence? "I'm a _ in the streets and a ____ between the sheets"?

"I'm a boring married person in the streets and a boring married person between the sheets."

"I'm a lady or gentleman in the streets and a wildcat between the sheets."
"I'm an ordinary person in the streets and a passionate dreamer between the sheets."

"I'm a pillar of society in the streets and a hippie between the sheets."

Do you consider yourself "damaged goods," or do you not believe in that idea?

No. You're as healthy as you feel.

No. I believe in love!
Yes. My bad relationships have soured me on marriage.

No, that's a load of old-fashioned nonsense.

Have you ever felt smothered by a relationship?

Yes, but what are you gonna do?

No. How could I ever get enough of my love?
No. I'm usually the one who wants more.

Yes. I feel that way in EVERY relationship.

How do you feel about big weddings?

I wish we'd spent the wedding money on our mortgage.

I want to have an EPIC wedding!
They're ridiculous. If you love someone, just elope.

I never want to get married so I think they're gross.

Do you believe in monogamy?

Yeah, sure.

Naturally! I could never love another.
I do, but I don't know if it believes in me.

Nah, it's restrictive.

Which of these quotes sums up your love life?

"You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you."

"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."

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About This Quiz

Is your love life "A Series of Unfortunate Events" or is it more like "Beauty and the Beast"? Whether your relationship is "Frozen," "Psycho" or "Fast and Furious," this quiz can figure it out! All you have to do is tell us the truth about how your relationships are going. For example, is your husband driving you nuts? Or are you more in love with your wife now than on the day you married her? Perhaps you're chronically single and sad about it, complaining to your dog every night? Or are you chronically single and happy about it, since your last relationship made you feel like you were squandering your potential?

Don't be embarrassed to share what's going on. Love is a battlefield, and most of us have the scars to prove it. This quiz is just a fun way to summarize your romantic journey, regardless of whether it's been as exciting as "The French Connection" or as dull as "Ordinary People."

So, are you ready to find out whether our quiz supercomputer will call your love life "The Greatest Show on Earth," "Interview with the Vampire" or "Apocalypse Now"? Stop watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" and come play this quiz!

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