Quiz: Silence is golden, so stifle thyself: The Archie Bunker Quiz
Silence is golden, so stifle thyself: The Archie Bunker Quiz
By: Maria Trimarchi
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About This Quiz

Were you a fan of the 1970s sitcom All in the Family? Did you watch every episode... twice? Do you still catch the reruns whenever possible? Then this quiz is for you. Let's find out how much you really remember about this iconic sitcom.

All in the Family, starring Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton as Archie and Edith Bunker, and with Sally Struthers as their daughter, Gloria (and Rob Reiner as Gloria's husband, meathead... oh, we meant Michael Stivic), it was one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time. The show took on subjects such as rape, cancer, abortion, religion, homosexuality, racism, and other touchy subjects in an era when television was supposed to brush such subjects into the closet and under the rug. All in the Family showed that a television show could take on such topics and remain relevant, even popular, as it shared actual messages with the viewing public. And, as curmudgeonly as good old Archie was, his heart was... mostly... in the right place.

So, if All in the Family remains one of your all-time favorite television sitcoms, take this quiz to find out how much you know about the sitcom.

Let's get started now!

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What was Archie's nickname for his son-in-law, Michael Stivic?
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What's the name of the "All in the Family" theme song?
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Which famous entertainer gives Archie a smooch on the cheek?
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Which is not an "All in the Family" spinoff?
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What's the name of the bar Archie spent time at, and, ultimately, bought?
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What's Archie's grandson's name?
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"All in the Family" was almost called "Justice for All." What would have been the Bunker's last name?
8.0 of 35
Mister, we could use a man like who again?
9.0 of 35
If you work for yourself, says Archie, it makes you a what?
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What was Archie Bunker's job at the Pendergast Tool & Die Company?
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Who was considered to play Archie's daughter, Gloria, before Sally Struthers was cast?
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What is "koozeeny"?
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What was the name of the cab Archie drives part-time?
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Which U.S. president disliked "All in the Family," in particular for its positive portrayal of LGBT culture (among other things)?
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It was Archie's dream to pitch for what baseball team?
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Where do the Bunkers live?
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Which British series did creator Norman Lear base "All in the Family" on?
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Where does Edith take Archie for their 25th wedding anniversary?
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Who of the following was not considered for the role of Archie Bunker?
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On which finger did Archie wear his wedding band?
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According to Archie Bunker, you can't squeeze blood out of what?
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Carroll O'Connor sued, unsuccessfully, for royalties from which "All in the Family" spinoff?
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What, according to Archie, does Italian food cause?
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Edith answers a personal ad looking for what?
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How does Archie mispronounce actress Tatum O'Neal's name?
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Archie had a non-combat role in which branch of the military during Word War II?
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What kind of beer did Archie drink?
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According to Archie, what will it be called when California, Oregon, and Missouri fall off the "shelf."
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What does Archie call hors d'oeuvres?
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What is the "plurable" of you?
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