Stay the Night in a Motel and We'll Guess Which Schitt's Creek Character You Are

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By: Ashley Linkletter

5 Min Quiz

Image: CBC Television / Pop

About This Quiz

The fictional town of Schitt's Creek is home to an entire cast of oddball characters. When the show first began, the members of the financially ruined Rose family were at odds with the other residents. Viewers might have even found it difficult to think of a single way such a wide variety of characters would be able to co-exist. As it turns out, the infamous Rosebud Motel was the perfect place for unlikely friendships and even romances to develop. It's hard to imagine Moira, Johnny, David and Alexis in a more perfect setting (despite a large collection of leftover objects from their former lives as millionaires.) 

"Schitt's Creek" is about more than just the Rose family; the townspeople of Schitt's Creek are just as important to the storyline. Stevie Budd, the Schitt family, Ted and Patrick are just a handful of the show's colorful cast of characters that fans have come to dearly love. In this quiz, you'll pretend you're spending a night at the Rosebud Motel (with the option to explore Schitt's Creek and its nearby attractions.) We want to know all about your preferences and pet peeves when it comes to the motel lifestyle, would you be able to handle the kitschy decor or would you ignore it altogether?

You just got to the motel: Is the idea of an over-the-top friendly greeting especially important for you?

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How do you feel about sharing a motel room with someone?

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Your first stop is a visit to the Rose Apothecary — what do you grab?

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A quick look at the Cafe Tropical menu reveals an extensive selection of food. How do you decide what to order?

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When you were researching the Rosebud Motel for a trip, which amenity were you looking for specifically?

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Who suggested that you stay in the Rosebud Motel?

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You've settled in for the evening and are about to change into pajamas. What do they look like?

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You find a stack of complimentary magazines in your room — what one do you grab?

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It's late at night and you want to order room service. Is there a specific food you like to order when you're away from home?

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Continental breakfast time! What do you eat?

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You and your travel-mate want to step out for some entertainment. Where are you going?

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Is room privacy an important factor when you're booking a motel room?

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Where do you like to relax when you're staying at a motel?

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Do you like to have the option to cook for yourself when you're away from home?

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Are you put off if you check into a motel and it's partly under construction?

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You notice that the Rosebud Motel has recently won "the Hospies" (the Regional Hospitality Awards.) How does this make you feel?

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The floor of your motel room is clean but carpeted. What's the first thought that goes through your head?

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You're so inspired by the motel's decor that you go shopping for furniture to bring home. How would you describe the aesthetic you're going for?

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Motel art is in a league of its own — which type of art do you secretly love to find when you check into a motel?

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Do you plan on staying in your motel room for majority of your visit?

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When you book a motel room, is it because you love motels or is it out of necessity?

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You were invited to a party in Schitt's Creek — what kind of outfit will you be wearing?

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The people in the room next to yours are being incredibly loud, how do you handle it?

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Motels aren't always known for their up-to-date technology. Is there any particular device you're OK with being extra-old?

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You decide to sing some karaoke with the local townspeople of Schitt's Creek. Which song do you sing?

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If you could move to the small town where your motel is located, what kind of profession would you choose?

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You're hoping to check out at least one famous local attraction — where do you plan on going?

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What's the kind of special decorating touch that catches your eye when you're staying at a motel?

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You need to get some gas before checking into the Rosebud Motel and a stranger starts talking to you. How do you react to the chatting?

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When you check out of the motel, how many stars do you leave for the rating?

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