Tell Us About Your Car and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Many people develop intimate relationships with their cars. After all, we spend a lot of time in them. Our cars don't tell anyone when we have an emotional breakdown, that we talk to ourselves, or that our singing could run hoards of rats out of a town.

By learning about your car, we're sure we'll be able to determine how many notches you have on your bedpost. As well as your car knows you, you probably know more details about your car than you think we do. Once we turn the tables on your vehicle and learn about it, all of your secrets will be revealed. It is, as they say, a two-way street.

As we cruise through this quiz, we will ask you about the things you like and dislike about your car. We will also ask about some of your experiences together, and we'll need to know how long you've known one another. Once you've given us all the shiny details, we will take an assessment. Then, we will calculate the number of dates your car has driven home.

The only way to find out if we are right it to rev your engine and get started! Can we accurately guess the number of people you've slept with by learning about your car? We think we can!

How does your car play music?

It has a cassette deck.

It has a CD player.
I use satellite radio.

I use AM or FM radio.

Where did you get your car?

It was a gift.

I got it from a used car dealership.
I got it from Craigslist.

I bought it from a new car dealership.

Does your car have a rear defroster?

My car barely has a front defroster.

It has a rear wiper.
It does have a rear defroster.

I'm not sure.

How old is your car?

It's over 20 years old.

It's about 10 years old.
It's brand new.

It's about five years old.

How many people can you fit in your car?

6

4
5

2

What kind of car do you drive?

I drive a sedan.

I drive a station wagon.
It's an economy car.

It's a compact car.

Does your car have automatic windows and locks?

It doesn't have either.

It has automatic windows.
It has both.

It has automatic locks.

Which feature do you wish your car had?

I wish I had heated seats.

I could use Bluetooth.
I would like a rear camera.

I would love for it to drive itself.

Have you ever gotten busy in your back seat?

I'm not telling.

I have once or twice.
I've lost count of the number of times.

I would never do that.

Who changes your car's oil?

I do it.

My mechanic does it.
The dealership does it.

One of my friends does it.

What kind of gas do you put in your car?

Diesel

Regular
Premium

I use the cheapest.

Is your car a standard shift or an automatic shift?

It has both, I think.

It's an automatic.
It's a standard.

What's the difference?

Did you learn to drive in your current car?

I sure did!

I learned to drive in my parents' car.
I learned to drive in the driving school's car.

I learned to drive in a friend's car.

How high is your car's mileage?

It's stopped counting.

It's not that high.
It's fairly high.

I haven't checked recently.

How many doors does your car have?

It has five doors.

It has two doors.
It has three doors.

It has four doors.

Where do you park your car?

I park it in my garage.

I park in a parking garage.
I park in my driveway.

I park in the street.

Where is your car's emergency brake?

It's near the brake pedal.

It's between the seats.
It is beside the clutch.

It's on the dash.

When is the last time you had your tires rotated?

It was recently.

It was a few months ago.
It was last year.

I was the last time my oil was changed.

Do you have a car payment?

My car is paid off.

My car has a few payments left.
My car has a lot of payments left.

I've been considering one.

Where do you spend the most time driving?

Driving the kids around

Driving to work
Doing errands

Driving to meetings

Are you happy with your car's paint color?

I love my car's paint color.

I wish it were something brighter.
It could use a new paint job.

I wish it had some custom paint work.

Would you say you car is fuel efficient?

It is not.

It's fairly fuel efficient.
It's extremely fuel efficient.

It gets fairly average mileage.

Have you ever slept in your car?

I've slept in my car many times.

I've never slept in my car.
I have slept in my car once or twice.

I frequently take naps in my car.

What kind of steering wheel does your car have?

It has a fuzzy steering wheel cover.

It has a thin steering wheel.
It has a comfortable, thick steering wheel.

It has a normal steering wheel.

What color are you interior lights?

They are white.

They are red.
They are green.

They are blue.

Does your car have a lot of leg room?

It has plenty of it.

It has ample leg room.
It's a little cramped.

It's very cramped.

Does your car have airbags?

It does not have airbags.

It has front airbags.
It has many airbags.

I'm actually not sure.

Will you replace your car anytime soon?

I will never replace my car.

I've been considering it.
It will be a while.

I will have to replace it soon.

Have you named your car?

My car has a few pet names.

I've never named my car.
I call my car a lot of names.

That's a good idea.

Has your car ever been in an accident?

I have never had a car accident.

It was in an accident before I owned it.
It's had a few scratches.

It has a little fender bender.

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