This '80s Quiz Will Reveal Your '80s Boyfriend

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
This '80s Quiz Will Reveal Your '80s Boyfriend
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About This Quiz

Remove the neon Scrunchie from your hair, and get yourself an '80s boyfriend! Hang on to your Member's Only jacket because this ride back in time could get wacky and out of hand. It's only when you fill us in on what you remember and what you would like to see brought back that we'll be able to find an '80s man to rock your world! 

As you get into the groove, we'll rock down to electric avenue to get a sense of your '80s love. We'll cover fashion, television, celebrities, and all the good '80s stuff you might think you have forgotten. Once you get back in the spirit of the decade, we know you'll have a good time. 

In fact, you might not want to snap out of it and go back to work. Alas, you'll be returning to your desk with a brand new '80s hunk to preoccupy your mind with for the rest of the day! We think it's a fair trade-off. 

Tell us what '80s clothes you would still wear and how much blue eyeshadow you've worn in your life, and we'll play time-traveling matchmaker! Who is your '80s boyfriend? Let's find out!

Which '80s sitcom did you like most?
"The Facts of Life"
"Full House"
"Growing Pains"
"Who's the Boss?"
Which Madonna song do you know by heart?
"Get Into the Groove"
"Papa Don't Preach"
"Lucky Star"
"Material Girl"
Which kind of '80s jacket would you most like to own?
Leather jacket
Denim jacket
Member's Only jacket
Pink varsity jacket

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Which '80s movie do you like most?
"The Goonies"
"Pretty in Pink"
"Desperately Seeking Susan"
"Top Gun"
Did you ever rock a side ponytail?
I've never had enough hair for that.
I had one when I was younger.
I wear one sometimes now.
I've never had a ponytail.
How many times have you seen "Back to the Future?"
1-3
4-6
7-9
10 or more times

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Which '80s actress do you like most?
Winona Ryder
Molly Ringwald
Candice Cameron
Alyssa Milano
Would you ever wear blue eyeshadow?
I've worn my fair share!
I'm wearing it right now.
I never wear eyeshadow.
I'm more into neutrals.
Do you own an acid-washed jeans?
I used to have a few pairs.
I have a couple pairs.
I've never had a pair.
I am wearing some right now!

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Which '80s hairstyle would you never wear?
Crimped hair
Permed hair
Flock of seagulls hair
Bon Jovi hair
Which '80s band would you have play an '80s themed party?
Depeche Mode
Poison
Tears for Fears
The Talking Heads
Which '80s fad would you wear to work tomorrow?
Leg warmers
Stirrup pants
Fingerless gloves
Parachute pants

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Which of the Care Bears would you be?
Funshine Bear
Wish Bear
Grumpy Bear
Lucky Bear
Do you wear large hoop earrings?
I don't have my ears pierced.
It depends on my outfit.
I wear smaller earrings.
I prefer studs.
Which '80s candy would you like for a snack?
Candy Cigarettes
Boston Beans
Nerds
Gobstoppers

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Which '80s singer would you dress as for Halloween?
Prince
Madonna
Boy George
Debbie Gibson
How old were you in the '80s?
Under 12
Teen
20s
30s or older
Which '80s slang will you use from here on out?
Gag me with a spoon!
Totally bogus!
Eat my shorts!
Bag your face!

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Which Michael Jackson song do you like most?
"Thriller"
"Billie Jean"
"Smooth Criminal"
"Beat It"
Would you ever wear a fanny pack?
I'm wearing one right now!
I would never wear a fanny pack.
If they come back in style, I will.
I wore one when I was younger.
Which '80s toy would you like to have?
Glow Worm
Teddy Ruxpin
Cabbage Patch Doll
Lite Brite

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Which '80s cartoon did you like most?
"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
"The Smurfs"
"The Real Ghostbusters"
Which '80s love song would you want played at your wedding?
"The Power of Love" by Whitney Houston
"Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera
"Lovesong" by The Cure
"Endless Love" by Lionel Richie
Did you like "The Golden Girls" or "Night Court" more?
I liked "Night Court" more.
I loved them both.
I haven't seen either of them.
I loved "The Golden Girls."

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Which '80s series do you remember the most about?
"Airwolf"
"The Fall Guy"
"Magnum P.I."
"Hill Street Blues"
Which LipSmackers flavor would you like most?
Dr. Pepper
7-Up
Green Apple
Lemon
Do you cry when you watch "E.T. the Extraterrestrial?"
I've never seen it.
I cry every time.
I should watch it again to find out.
I don't cry when I watch movies.

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Which '80s car do you think is hilarious now?
Ford Pinto
Chevy Chevette
AMC Pacer
Nissan Brat
Which '80s rock band makes you want to dance?
Foreigner
Journey
Whitesnake
Air Supply
Which '80s actor do you think is sexier now?
George Clooney
Kirk Cameron
Johnny Depp
Jason Bateman

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