Can We Guess What Dog Breed Best Suits You?

Steven Miller

6 Min Quiz

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How regularly would you take your dog to the dog park to socialize with other dogs?

I might do that once in a while, but it would be pretty rare.

We'd go there all the time.
It wouldn't be a daily thing, but we'd go a few times a week.

Honestly, I'd probably never do that.

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How aggressive are you?

I'm generally very peaceful, unless you threaten those I care about.

I can get aggressive, especially when I'm close to achieving a goal.
I'm about as peaceful and laid-back as they come.

I have a highly aggressive personality.

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Which description best matches your body type?

Average.

Athletic.
Muscular.

Small.

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Which of the following words best matches your personality?

Intimidating.

Sharp.
Alert.

Sweet.

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Do you need protection?

I only need protection in emergency situations.

Not at all. I just need hugs.
Yes, but I just need a dog that can alert me to intruders.

Yes, I need a very powerful presence to make me feel secure.

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Do people regularly misunderstand your intentions?

People tend to underestimate me, but my intentions are pretty clear.

Yes, people always seem to anticipate the worst from me.
It's not a regular thing, but people do sometimes assume things that aren't true about me.

No, I'm easy to read.

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How important is having a welcoming feeling in your home?

It's important, but only for those who have earned my trust.

I want everyone to feel welcome in my home.
All are welcome, but I do prefer intellectually stimulating conversation.

If you are a spiritual person with good intentions, you are welcome.

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How strong are you?

I'm more strong internally than I am externally.

I'm in very good shape, but I'm not a weightlifter or anything.
I'm not a weakling, but I wouldn't say that I'm particularly strong.

I'm a total beast.

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What's your highest level of education?

High school.

Graduate school.
Some college.

Undergraduate degree.

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How likely are you to pamper your dog?

That's not happening.

My dog is definitely going to be spoiled rotten.
My dog is going to get more grooming attention than most.

My ideal dog will be very easy-going and wouldn't require much pampering.

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Which movie or TV show featuring dogs would you rather watch?

"Lassie"

"Air Bud"
"Seven Years in Tibet"

"The Little Rascals"

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How deep of a thinker are you?

I will occasionally get sucked down a mental rabbit hole.

I'm way more practical than that.
I'm frequently lost in deep thought.

I try to stay more connected to my heart.

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Do you have a sixth sense about things?

It's rare, but I sometimes get weird premonitions.

Not really, I'm just a regular person.
Yes, I always seem to know when there's danger in the area.

I am totally tapped into very subtle energies around me.

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Do people ever accuse you of being cold and distant?

I suppose I might give off that vibe when you first meet me, but I'll warm up as we get to know each other.

Yes, I get that all the time.
No, that's not even close to who I am.

I sometimes get that, but I think people are more intimidated by me than anything.

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Which common dog trick best matches your personality?

Roll over.

Fetch.
Sit.

Stay.

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How many close friends do you have?

I'm more of a loner.

I have a few close friends that I care deeply about.
I have a fairly large circle of friends.

I have a huge group of people that I consider to be friends.

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Do you enjoy hosting parties?

I don't like hosting parties, but I love going to them.

I absolutely love to host parties.
I do enjoy hosting small gatherings of my close friends.

No, I'm not really a big fan of parties in general.

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Are you a hugger?

I definitely enjoy hugging those who are very close to me.

No, not at all.
It's pretty rare for me to be in a hugging mood.

I hug pretty much everyone I come across.

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Do you enjoy meeting new people?

I'm very distrusting of new people, to be honest.

I love to get to know anyone who crosses my path.
I have to be in the mood for that.

I keep a close eye on new people, trying to get a sense of their general intention before I engage with them.

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Are you someone who enjoys cuddling?

I can only stand to be cuddled for a few minutes before I start getting antsy.

I might be in the mood for that once in a while.
I can't get enough.

Yuck! No way.

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How would you describe your sense of humor?

I laugh at everything.

Witty.
Dry.

Dark.

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What time of the day are you at your best?

Midday.

Night.
Early morning.

Afternoon.

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Would you consider yourself to be a spiritual person?

I'm not a very spiritual person.

Yes, but I walk a very unique spiritual path.
My whole life revolves around spirituality.

You'd be surprised how spiritual I actually am.

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Do you meditate?

I meditate multiple times each day.

No, I'm not interested in that at all.
I've tried it, but I don't do it very often.

I live my life in a very meditative way.

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How important is obedience for you?

It's pretty vital to making it all work.

It's important, but I wouldn't put it at the very top of my list.
I'm okay with a dog that is a little more stubborn.

I definitely need a dog who will be completely obedient.

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How regularly would you take your dog to the groomers?

We'd go at least once a week.

I'd make an appointment at least a few times each year.
I might take the dog there for a special occasion.

I don't think we'd ever go there.

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How often would you bathe your dog?

I'd say that once a month should be fine.

They would get a bath about once every couple of months.
The dog would only get hosed off if they rolled around in something disgusting.

My dog would get a bath at least once a week.

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Which dog treat are you most likely to give your canine friend?

A bone.

A dental chew.
A pig's ear.

A biscuit.

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How big of a yard do you have for your dog to run in?

I don't have a yard. We'd have to go for a walk or to the park.

I have a pretty sizable yard that is fenced.
I'm out in the middle of the country. They could run forever.

I have a little bit of space for the dog to get some exercise.

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Where will your dog sleep at night?

In a dog bed in another room.

On the floor in my room.
In bed with me.

Outside.

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About This Quiz

Each dog breed has its unique characteristics and personality traits, making it possible to take your temperament and find a great match for you. We'll also take a look at what your priorities and expectations are for your dog. When it's all said and done, we'll make a recommendation for the breed that is sure to hold a special place in your heart.

If you're someone who tends to be highly aggressive in your life and you have a fairly intimidating presence about you, perhaps the Pit Bull would be a good fit for you. On the other hand, maybe you lack in these qualities, and you would feel a lot more comfortable having this breed standing by your side. Either way, this could be the loyal friend you've been looking for.

Alternatively, maybe you want everyone always to feel welcome when they walk through the door of your home. If you love to cuddle and you consider yourself to be a kind and loving person, it's likely that the Golden Retriever would be ideal. If you have a large circle of friends and you enjoy meeting new people, then it seems clear that this breed would be a solid choice.

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