We Can Accurately Guess Your Age By How Dirty Your Mind Is

Teresa M.

What does the word "moist" make you think of most?

Do you giggle when someone says the word "vagina"?

Do you usually have naughty thoughts about a crush before you ask them out?

What do you think of when you see someone eating a banana?

Have you ever pictured your boss naked?

How often do you have dirty thoughts?

If you coworker gave you a cookie and it looked like genitalia, would you say something?

Which celebrity do you think is bad in bed?

Do you watch a lot of porn?

Do you know a lot of dirty jokes?

How dirty do you think your mind is?

Do you ever have fantasies about complete strangers?

What do you do when you see the number 69?

Fill in the black letter and choose the word that first comes to mind: _ick

How many drinks does it take until everyone looks attractive?

Could you share a bed with someone you find attractive and not have dirty thoughts?

Which pickup line do would you use?

Have you had any one-night stands?

Which word makes you think of female anatomy the most?

What is the last thing you think about before you fall asleep?

If a friend announces that they are pregnant, what do you think to yourself?

Do you send a lot of flirty texts?

Which word do you associate with arousal?

Are you the type to kiss and tell?

Which food do you find most sexual in nature?

What do you think when you see two people kissing?

How many naughty dreams do you have per week?

Have you ever had fantasies while in a work meeting?

Which word makes you giggle most?

Which word describes your current mood?

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About This Quiz

While some of us can go all day without having a naughty thought, others of us can't make it over 15 minutes! Are you the type that sees an erotic object everywhere you go or are you as pure as newly fallen snow? There's no judgment here, so tell us what is on your mind and don't hold back. After we figure out how dirty your mind really is, we'll also be able to tell you your age!

Being young might mean being more promiscuous, but being older could mean you have a lot more dirty thoughts stored in your head. As we go through the dirty mind quiz, we want to know exactly what you think. We will give you prompts, and we will ask questions designed to get inside your mind. After we've spent a while imploring your frisky side, we are quite confident we'll be able to figure out how old you are. Remember to be as open as you can so that we can make the most informed guess. 

Dim the lights and put on some mood music. You might even want to light a candle or two. No matter how you set the tone, we are ready to figure out just how dirty you trully are! 

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