Who Said It: Kanye West or Donald Trump?

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Both men are rich, famous and known for their willingness to say absolutely anything, public opinion be damned. Test your knowledge of The Donald versus Yeezus in this battle of the egos.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."

Gah! Betcha could have gone your whole life without thinking about that part of Trump's anatomy, right? Get your mind out of the gutter! He was probably talking about his toes (one can hope).

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".@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision."

The Donald has never been one to mince words, and he totally went there when insulting Huffington Post editor-in-chief and co-founder Arianna Huffington. Methinks the gay community was probably not too pleased, either.

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"I hate politics. I'm not a politician at all. I care about the truth and I just care about human beings."

Despite saying that to Vanity Fair, West announced his status as a 2020 presidential hopeful at the obvious event … the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards.

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"You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

Stick and stones might break his bones, but words will never hurt him, since Trump's got a human shield of models to protect him from the scorn of journalists everywhere!

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"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

West set back the literacy movement with this statement, which is ironic because he is actually a "co-author" of a "book" called "Thank You And You're Welcome."

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"You should only believe about 90 percent of what I say. As a matter of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all."

Finally, Kanye says something that makes sense! If only Trump would cop to the same …

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"My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth."

Trump is the one with the supernatural Twitter account.

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"One of my biggest Achilles heels has been my ego."

While this quote could apply to either gentleman, in this case it was West speaking the truth.

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"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

He might know how to make money, but he sure didn't make any friends with this tweet. Yet more proof that intelligence doesn't always equal common sense. Or tact. Or humility.

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"The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible?"

Kanye'd better hope that God thinks as highly of him as he does. Otherwise, he's in for the talking-to of a lifetime when he meets his maker. Perhaps the 11th commandment should be, "Thou shalt not presume to be worthy of being included in a Bible update."

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