What % Basic Witch Are You?

LIFESTYLE

Marie Hullett

5 Min Quiz

Do you have a strong opinion on the Jordyn Woods/Tristan Thompson/Khloe Kardashian/Kylie Jenner drama?

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Take a look at your wall. Do you have a framed picture or wooden board with an inspirational quote on it?

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How often do you intentionally use "literally" when you really mean "figuratively"?

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Do you attend Soul Cycle or another spin class?

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Should we host a "Keeping up with the Kardashians" viewing party with all our gal pals?

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Ugh, things aren't going super well right now. Do you blame Mercury in retrograde?

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Do you or do you not love Diet Coke?

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How would you like to do a juice cleanse?

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Do you use a ring light for your phone?

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Have you ever exclaimed that you or someone else is "SUCH a [Carrie, Samantha, Miranda or Charlotte]"?

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What's your favorite meal of the day?

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Have you ever purchased or received any jewelry from Tiffany & Co.?

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Do you or do you not love fro-yo?

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Hey, do you want to hit up Starbucks?

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Whether you like it or not, we're at Starbucks. What will you order?

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How many times have you watched "The Notebook"?

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Which one of these "abbreves" are you most likely to use?

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Wanna go to yoga?

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Do you own any Lululemon gear?

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Which one of these pop stars do you love most?

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Have you ever made a "style," "wedding" or "home" board on Pinterest?

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Do you watch "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette"?

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You just bought a delicious piece of $10 avocado toast (that will ultimately plunge you into spiraling debt, according to Boomers!). Do you 'gram it before you eat it?

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Have you ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?

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Which one of these photos are you most likely to post on Instagram?

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How often do you say "I can't even?"

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Have you ever refused to date someone because of their astrological sign?

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Have you ever copied Selena Gomez's, Kylie Jenner's, Kendall Jenner's, Gigi Hadid's or Bella Hadid's style?

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On Wednesdays, do we wear pink?

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Are you on top of the Royal Family's state of affairs?

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About This Quiz

In the song "Gucci Gucci," Kreayshawn raps, "We stuntin' like, Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada! Basic [witches] love that [stuff] so I don't even bother." Since this song hit top charts, ironically, you can bet that a ton of basic witches loved it. Still, that doesn't make Kreayshawn basic. Do you see what I mean? 

If you don't, you might just be basic yourself! Don't worry, though. While the word is often used pejoratively, it can also just be a fun way to poke fun at loving the stuff everyone loves, anyway. It's complicated, I know (like, the opposite of basic). Fortunately, though, with a little analysis of the nuances of your Starbucks orders, we can get a pretty good idea of just how basic you truly are.

So, do you frolic around in a flower crown at Coachella, waiting anxiously for Ariana Grande? Do you pray each night for an unlimited supply of Diet Coke and Lululemon leggings? Do you often "detox" or "cleanse"? Do you anxiously anticipate Sunday brunch followed by a long, hard Soul Cycle sesh? (I know we know a lot about "basic" things, but I swear we're not basic ... really! ... OK, maybe a little.) 

Let's find out whether you're stuntin' like Kreayshawn or Keeping Up like the Kardashians! There's only one way to know for sure—take the following (super basic) quiz. 

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