What Horse Breed Is Your Soul Guardian?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Horse Breed Is Your Soul Guardian?
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About This Quiz

Humans and horses have been working together for over 5,000 years. Of all the animals we've domesticated, none have come close to being as helpful to us, historically, as the horse. Dogs are great, but a dog can't help you travel from one town to the next. Or plow your fields.  The bond between human and horse is a deep one and for good reason. They truly are amazing animals, and the various breeds of horses have proven themselves to be as diverse and as interesting as people. They are noble, kind, hard-working, loyal, intelligent and they can even be funny. Spend enough time with horses and there's no doubt they have a sense of humor. Once you get to know horses it's hard to not be in love with them.

Now obviously you're a horse person and you probably even have a breed you consider your favorite. At least a top five. But those are the breeds you like for whatever reason. Things can get a little deeper, though. What breed resonates with you deep down? What breed exists in your soul, guarding you against the perils of the world? If you really want to know then you have but one choice! Take the quiz and find out for sure.

How many times have you ridden a horse in your life?
More times than I can count
A few times
I haven't, actually.
Not enough times

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If you had to, could you get a saddle on a horse without any help?
I think so.
Erm. I could try.
Not at all
Definitely

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The Avengers are Earth's greatest heroes. Which one do you like the most?
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Ant-Man
Black Panther

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Do you consider yourself athletic?
Definitely
When I need to be
Not really
I'm pretty decent, I suppose.

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Do you get easily distracted at work or are you able to stay on task until the job is done?
I'm always on task.
Depends on the day
I can get very easily distracted.
I like to work while having fun if that makes sense.

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Are you a friendly and outgoing sort of person?
I can be a little serious sometimes.
More or less
Absolutely!
Most of the time

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Next to horses, what's your favorite animal that spends most of its time on a farm?
Chickens
Cows
Goats
Pigs

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If your car's in the shop and you have no horse handy, how would you get around town?
Walk
Bus
Uber
Bike

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Horse racing is a pretty popular past time for some folks. What other kind of racing are you into?
NASCAR
Motocross
Dog racing
Marathons

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When your friends are in a bind, how likely are they to come to you for advice?
Doesn't happen that often
I'm not great at advice.
Everyone comes to me for advice.
If it's serious, I'm sure they would.

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Horses play a big part in most Western movies. Westerns aside, what film genre do you like the most?
Action
Horror
Comedy
Drama

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It's game night! What board game would you most like to play?
Battleship
Monopoly
Cards Against Humanity
Clue

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What's the best topping for a burger?
Tomato
Bacon!
Ketchup
Cheese

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If you won airfare to anywhere in the world, where do you think you'd like to go?
Monaco
England
Disneyland
Las Vegas

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Do you do anything to keep yourself in shape?
I run.
I lift weights.
Not really
I go to the gym regularly.

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Horses are pretty athletic animals but they haven't mastered extreme sports yet. What extreme sport would you like to try the most?
Street luge
Mountain climbing
Bungee jumping
Skydiving

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Let's go a little less extreme. What kind of water sports are you into?
Surfing
Sailing
Can I just build sand castles?
Scuba diving

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What are you cooking up on the grill?
Corn on the cob
Big, juicy steak
Hot dogs
Burgers

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Which animal out in the wild would you most be afraid of running into?
Rattlesnake
Wolves
Mountain Lion
Alligator

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Have you ever gotten a ticket for speeding before?
More than once
Nah, I keep it legal.
Never
Yes

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If we're ordering some pizzas, what do you want us to get on yours?
Lots of veggies
All the meats!
Pineapple
Pepperoni

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If you're at a big party with all kinds of people, where are we most likely to find you?
Making the rounds
Posted up in a corner somewhere
Taking to everyone and having a blast
Just relaxing

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In your friend group, are you the leader or somewhere else in the pack?
I'm the one with the best ideas.
Definitely the leader
More of the comedy relief
I'm the smart one.

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Are you all work and no play or can you strike a balance?
I work too hard.
I try to keep it even.
All play and no work
Work hard, play hard

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Are you pretty handy around the house or not?
I'm pretty good.
I don't have a lot of finesse, but I do alright.
Not at all
I manage.

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When you get up in the morning, are you eager to get going or does it take you a while to get moving?
I'm always ready to go.
Ugh. I am slow to get moving.
I like to goof off a little.
Gimme a coffee and I'm good to go.

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How do you like to unwind on weekends?
Work out
Loaf around
Hang out with friends
Depends on how I'm feeling

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You probably don't know a ton of real horses but everyone knows some fictional ones. Who's your favorite?
Black Beauty
Maximus from "Tangled"
Rainbow Dash from "My Little Pony"
Artax from "The Neverending Story"

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Speaking of souls, do you believe in past lives or reincarnation?
Not really
I've never really thought about it.
Definitely
Maybe?

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Pick your favorite almost-horse from mythology!
Pegasus
Hippocamp
Unicorn
Kelpie

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