What Kind of Rubber Duckie Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Kind of Rubber Duckie Are You?
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About This Quiz

The rubber duck is one of those things that you probably never think about. They're so ubiquitous they just seem like a thing that's always been there. But of course, they do have a history that dates all the way back to the 1940s and the rise of rubber manufacturing. Once we'd started making things out of rubber we couldn't stop. We made ducks!  According to the LA Times, they made 50 million of the little guys. That's a lot of quackers. But that's also a heck of a lot of baths that got slightly more fun.

While the traditional rubber duck is that iconic little yellow friend we all know at a glance, it's by no means the only rubber duck out there. The mighty duck has changed with the times and a lot can happen in about 80 years. So sure there are still a ton of little yellow ducks in the world, but there are many other kinds to suit everyone's needs and whims. Some are fit for baths, some are just toys, some are goofy little things no one would have ever thought of. Do you have any idea what kind of rubber duckie you might be? Take the quiz and see!

Rubber ducks are meant to be in the water. What water draws you in?
The tub
The ocean
A hot tub
A river
How do you like to unwind on a Friday evening?
Watching a movie
Going to a party
Hitting the club
Hanging out with friends
Do you usually decide what you and your friends are going to do or not?
Someone else is in charge.
I'm the boss, yeah.
I just like to influence others.
It's usually a group thing

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What's the best chicken dish you ever had?
Fried chicken
Chicken a la King
Hot wings
Sesame chicken
Why do you think the inventor of the rubber duck went with ducks anyway?
Because they're cute
Because of the noise they make
Why not?
Because ducks float
If not a duck, what other kind of bird would have worked?
Goose
Ostrich
Raven
Turkey

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Ever go to the river to feed the ducks?
Yes
I have in the past.
I don't really live near a river.
Nope
Who's the best fictional duck ever?
Donald Duck
Daffy Duck
Count Duckula
Scrooge McDuck
How often do you take baths as opposed to showers?
All the time!
Only if I've had a stressful day
Oh, every once in a while
Never

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What's the most useful thing you can make with rubber?
Tires
Boots
Rubber bands
Rubber balls
Coolest kind of duck?
Mallard
Peking
a l'orange
Disco
What's your opinion on "Howard the Duck?"
It was awful.
No comment
I loved it!
Never seen it

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Howard the Duck made an appearance in "Guardians of the Galaxy." Which Guardian is the coolest?
Starlord
Groot
Rocket
Gamora
A duck has to know how to swim. How are you in the water?
I swim like I was born in it.
I'm fine.
I'm terrible.
I'm pretty awesome.
How often do you head to the woods to go camping?
A few times a year
Once a year or so
Never
Not often, but sometimes

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Are you the life of the party?
Not really
You better believe it.
I can be if I need to be.
I'm no wallflower, but I'm not crazy.
When you have a duck you can't help but play with it. What kind of sport are you most likely to play?
Baseball
Basketball
Rugby
Hockey
If you're playing with a rubber duck you're probably relaxing. What relaxing game would you like to play?
Chess
Poker
Cards Against Humanity
Checkers

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If you had to choose between two 100% equal things, how would you make the choice?
Flip a coin
Just pick at random
Go with my gut
Ask a friend
Have you ever heard that the inside of a rubber duck is full of bacteria?
I have heard that.
I had not heard that.
Yeah, but oh well.
But is it true?
Do you actually even like real ducks?
Sure!
They seem fine.
Not really
I've never met a real duck.

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What kind of music are you listening to in the tub?
Something chill
Something loud
Metal
Something upbeat
They say if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. Is that true?
Obviously
Usually
Only sometimes
I hope so
Is it cool to eat in the tub?
Heck yeah!
Not my style
Go on, indulge yourself.
That seems a little weird.

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Bubble bath?
Yes!!
That's never a bad idea.
That's a little silly.
No thanks
Do you actually get clean in the bath or do you need to shower after a bath?
A bath is fine.
You'll probably need that shower.
Who needs to bathe twice?
A bath is just a dirty puddle. Shower yourself.
How many people are too many people for a hot tub?
Maybe 4
How many can fit?
It's best when it's just two.
All depends on the tub

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Let's say the plumbing in your house is in need of repairs and you can't take a bath or a shower. Now what?
A friend's house
Maybe I can go for a swim.
Wet wipes!
I can shower at the gym.
Do you know the words to the rubber duckie song?
Of course
I know the beginning.
There's a song?
Yeah, no
What do you do when someone yells "duck!?"
Hit the deck
Quack
Look up
Turn around

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