What Kind of Shark Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What Kind of Shark Are You?
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About This Quiz

Sharks are one of the miracles of nature. They've been around longer than almost any other group of species on the planet, with evolutionary roots stretching back many tens or even hundreds of millions of years. They have a variety of extraordinary characteristics, like the fact that they are always growing more teeth and then shedding the old ones. They have incredible noses, being able to smell blood from a mile away. They also can't go backwards - or at least, they don't (a good lesson for all of us, really).

People tend to think of sharks as being like supervillains, always looking to create mischief. But the fact is that we're much deadlier to sharks than the other way around, and as an apex predator, sharks do a very important job in keeping the circle of life... well, circling. So we should certainly respect them, and one way to do that is to remember that we're not unlike one another.

Just like any large group, sharks are different to each other. Some are ferocious and will attack at the drop of a hat. Others are introverts who keep to themselves. Some can out-swim just about anything else in the sea while others tend to prefer a shorter sprint. Some of them like to hang out in large schools where they attack together and protect one another, while others are more solitary. That means whatever your nature, there's a shark species out there who has a great deal in common with you. Let's find out who they are!


What kind of seafood do you like most?
Crabs.
Lobster.
Scallops.
Clams.
Are you a good swimmer?
I should be in the Olympics.
I swim like a rock.
I can swim enough to save myself.
I'm terrified of water.
Which ocean do you think sounds most interesting?
Atlantic.
Pacific.
Indian.
Arctic.

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Which sea creature do you think is scariest?
Giant Squid.
Great White Shark.
Jellyfish.
Killer Whale.
What job would you have on a cruise ship?
Doctor.
Bartender.
Captain.
Chef.
Which shark movie do you like most?
'"Sharknado"
"Jaws"
"Open Water"
"Deep Blue Sea"

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Which country do you think has the best beaches?
Jamaica.
United States.
Italy.
Greece.
What would you be found doing on a yacht?
Navigating.
Fishing.
Drinking.
Cooking.
What is your favorite part of the zoo?
I don't like zoos.
The aquarium.
The big cat habitat.
The reptile house.

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Which fish do you enjoy eating most?
I don't like fish.
Cod.
Tuna.
Salmon.
What would you name a pet shark?
Sharky McSharkface.
Nibbles.
Chewy.
Lemmy.
Which "Finding Nemo" character do you like most?
Dory.
Bruce.
Nemo.
Mr. Ray.

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What fish do you think is most beautiful?
Beta Fish.
Starfish.
Angel Fish.
Rainbow Fish.
Would you wear a shark's tooth necklace?
Only if I found it.
No, that's cruel.
I have one.
Gross!
Which beach would you most like to visit?
Bondi Beach.
Daytona Beach.
Cala Salada.
Malibu.

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Which word sums up your sense of adventure?
Cautious.
Wild.
Spontaneous.
Fun.
Finish this sentence: Throw them to the ______________!
dogs
sharks
wolves
bears
Pick a word that describes your best friend:
Caring.
Fierce.
Sneaky.
Unique.

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What level of fisherman are you?
Newbie.
Novice.
Expert.
Professional.
What kind of fishing would you like to try?
Fly fishing.
Hand fishing.
Net fishing.
Deep sea fishing.
Do you have good animal instincts?
No, but I have great human instincts.
Yes, I can smell lies.
My dog has way better instincts.
It depends on the situation.

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Who is your favorite "Sharknado" actor?
Tara Reid.
Ian Ziering.
Robbie Rist.
Audrey Peeples.
Are you afraid of sharks?
No, I don't go near them.
No, but I respect them.
Yes, I always look for them at the beach.
I wasn't until I saw "Jaws."
What flavor gummy shark do you like most?
Marshmallow.
I haven't tried them.
Blue Raspberry.
Cherry.

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Which word for a group of animals do you like most?
School.
Pack.
Gaggle.
Congregation.
Have you seen a lot of shark movies?
I have seen them all!
I need to watch more.
I've only seen a couple.
I've seen my fair share.
Which actress would you like to see in a shark movie?
Emma Watson.
Emma Stone.
Madonna.
Roseann Barr.

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What is your favorite part of a crab boil?
Corn.
Potatoes.
Shrimp.
Crab.
What is your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Avoid sharks.
Fishing.
Swimming.
Building sandcastles.
How big was the one that got away?
It was huge!
You should have seen it.
I won't lie, I didn't catch one.
One what?

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