What Rank Do You Deserve in the Army?

Teresa M.

Are you good with computers?

I'm really tech savvy.

I'm learning more every day.
I am great with computers.

I have a secretary for that.

Other than the Army, which branch of the military do you think is toughest?

There is only the Army.

Navy
Air Force

Marines

Would you be a better fire fighter or police officer?

I could do both!

I would be a better firefighter.
I would prefer to be a paramedic.

I would prefer to be a police officer.

How would your boss describe your work?

Ambitious

Adequate
Efficient

Accurate

Do you have a lot of patience?

I am not all that patient.

I am patient when I need to be.
I have my moments.

I have the patience of a saint.

How many pushups could you drop and do?

2 or 3

50
100

25

Which outdoor activity do you enjoy most?

Gardening

Hiking
Camping

Surfing

Which area of your life would you like to improve?

Savings

Relationships
Career

Housing

Could you pass a military physical the first time?

It might take me a couple of tries.

I certainly could.
I might need to warm up first.

I would get an honorary pass.

If you had a fender bender, what is the first thing you would do?

I would yell at the other driver.

I would call 911.
I would make sure the other driver was okay.

I would call my insurance company.

What kind of vehicle would you like to drive most?

Jeep

Hummer
Tank

Amphibious

How are you weapons skills?

I'm an expert marksman.

I'm great with a sword.
I'm best with handguns.

You should see me with a flame thrower!

Are you prepared for a natural disaster?

I'm prepared for anything.

I do have some water stocked up.
I have a bunker.

I could be more prepared.

Would you rather be a medic or a sniper?

I would prefer being General.

I would rather be a medic.
I have lots of weapons training.

I would rather be a drill sergeant.

Can you put up a tent by yourself?

I need a bigger tent than that.

I can totally do it.
I would prefer help.

Anyone can put up a pop up tent.

How often do you shine your shoes?

Every weekend

Never
Once a month

Once a year

Can you make a hospital corner?

I don't know that that is.

I have almost perfected it.
I am great at hospital corners.

I have someone else make my bed.

Do you have issues with authority?

I am the authority.

It depends on the person in charge.
I have authority issues.

I don't like to be told what to do.

Do you work a lot of overtime?

I work as long as it takes.

If it were available, I would.
A few times a year, I do.

I try to avoid it.

When is the last time you got a raise?

It was recently.

It's been a while.
I just started my job.

I get a raise once a year.

Which military related television show do you like most?

"Army Wives"

"M*A*S*H*"
"NCIS"

"JAG"

Which war do you know the most about?

All of them.

WWII
Iraq

Vietnam

Would you be a better pilot or a better sailor?

I could do either.

I would be a better sailor.
I would be a better pilot.

I would be a better Captain.

What would your best buddy say is your best trait?

Sense of humor

Work ethic
Honesty

Intelligence

Can you change your own oil?

I can change the oil in the deep fryer.

I can, but I do not.
I change my oil all the time.

I have no idea how to change my oil.

Are you organized?

I have someone that organizes me.

I'm very organized.
I try my best.

I know where things are.

How well did you survive boot camp?

I barely made it.

No problem!
I only cried a little.

I had to do it twice.

Which job would you be best suited to do?

Professor

Store manager
Executive assistant

C.E.O.

What do you respect most about our soldiers?

They are dedicated.

They sacrifice their lives.
They keep us safe.

They get the job done.

Which kind of MRE would you like for dinner?

Chicken Chunks

Brisket Entree
Chili with Beans

Spaghetti

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About This Quiz

Have you been having around the barracks for so long the Army has given you the honorary title of General? Or have you truly earned your stripes with hard work and commitment? After you've been through this quiz, we'll know which Army rank you deserve!

You might think you deserve a higher rank than the one you currently have, or maybe you've received your title through default. The responses you provide to our questions will make the rank you actually deserve abundantly clear. Because you are in the Army, we expect a lot from you. Our ranks might not be as easy to earn as you think.

As we go along, we will test your skills, your personality, and the way you handle a few real-life situations. You might actually be a General, but will you respond like a Private? Answer our questions with being all you can be in mind, and we're sure that you'll do just fine in the rank department.

Polish up those boots because it's time to start marching through the Army rank quiz. Will you deserve to be a Captain, or will you barely be able to deserve to be called Specialist? Only your answers can tell you for sure!

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